I am shameless because...

[Landlady]

The minor of the two niggles of staying this side of popular Windsor is the fact the finding a parking space for your vehicle is an exercise itself in quantum physics and last night I couldn't (mainly because the residents road was full of 'illegally' parked cars visiting the trendy new bar at the top of the road  ) so parked around the corner out of sight BUT on a double yellow line...

8 a.m. this morning I hear the dulcet tone of a car revving up outside my front bedroom window which indicates that the parking space now directly in front of this front door is now free as said 'revver' is now leaving for work 

Pop out the door - nip around the corner to the little purple turtle - zip back around the corner in the LPT and park in my space ...

Why shameful - because it was a done whilst still dressed in 'only' my pseudo silky jim jams     

[Nick]

I bet there are pics on the intermong already

[Landlady]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo that would scare the little children too much 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well, at least you were wearing something.

[Darwins Selection]

I bet there are pics on the intermong already

Google Earth probably

[Landlady]

Well, at least you were wearing something.

2 pieces thank you  Female version of men's PJ's but in fake silky material - button up ones so I can't be got at 
Didn't wear slippers though , left those in CY, so went out barefoot ... had shower afterwards cos pavements over here are filthy !!!

[Uncle Mort]

I'm amazed!

I cannot drive in bare feet. 

[Barman]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

My mum always drives in bare feet ..always.

The arguments we have had about this have been many 

As for your behaviour LL - well done that girl . It's all a question of priorities 

[Nick]

Is her name Wilma?

[Uncle Mort]

I've never seen Wilma (or Betty) drive. 

[Snoopy]

My wife often drives in bare feet, also in flip flops and stiletto heels  Won't listen when I tell her it is, to say the least, risky.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well, at least you were wearing something.

2 pieces thank you  Female version of men's PJ's but in fake silky material - button up ones so I can't be got at 
Didn't wear slippers though , left those in CY, so went out barefoot ... had shower afterwards cos pavements over here are filthy !!!

But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle.

[Snoopy]

Well, at least you were wearing something.

2 pieces thank you  Female version of men's PJ's but in fake silky material - button up ones so I can't be got at 
Didn't wear slippers though , left those in CY, so went out barefoot ... had shower afterwards cos pavements over here are filthy !!!

But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle.

Mine (reserved for hospital stays only) don't. They have buttons.

You need to get out more.

[Pastis]

Mine (reserved for when it's absolutely 'taters) don't have buttons ...