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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2009, 03:39:39 PM »
Well, at least you were wearing something. razz:

2 pieces thank you  razz: Female version of men's PJ's but in fake silky material - button up ones so I can't be got at  eyes:
Didn't wear slippers though , left those in CY, so went out barefoot ... had shower afterwards cos pavements over here are filthy !!!


But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle. noooo:

Mine (reserved for hospital stays only) don't. They have buttons. whistle:

You need to get out more.

I agree wholeheartedly with you Snoops, for many reasons but I think the last man I saw wearing PJs was my Father and that was many years ago. I don't wear them  redface:and the ones that my girls wear are these shorts and strap top things.
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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2009, 04:36:25 PM »
But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle.

The correct word is piddle.  ::)
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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2009, 05:25:35 PM »
But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle.

The correct word is piddle.  ::)

The correct and polite word is 'tinkle'

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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2009, 05:26:17 PM »
Is that what BM says






































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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2009, 05:31:32 PM »
No BladyMort goes for a 'piss' - no surprise!!!

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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2009, 05:32:01 PM »
Who is this Bladymort of which you burble?
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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2009, 05:32:58 PM »
My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride  surrender: cry: surrender: cry:

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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2009, 05:33:30 PM »
Who is this Bladymort of which you burble?
Bladdermort.

Thats why he 'tinkles' a lot
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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2009, 05:34:00 PM »
My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride  surrender: cry: surrender: cry:

Ooh a scandal  Popcorn:
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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2009, 05:34:51 PM »
My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride  surrender: cry: surrender: cry:

Ooh a scandal 
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« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2009, 05:35:15 PM »
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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2009, 04:01:35 AM »
 ::)
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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2009, 04:21:26 AM »
My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride  surrender: cry: surrender: cry:

He must be expecting another package to arrive shortly then  noooo:
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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2009, 08:17:48 AM »
My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride  surrender: cry: surrender: cry:

He must be expecting another package to arrive shortly then  noooo:

Something wrong with his 'package' is there?


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Re: I am shameless because...
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2009, 08:54:20 AM »
My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride  surrender: cry: surrender: cry:

He must be expecting another package to arrive shortly then  noooo:

Something wrong with his 'package' is there?


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He's getting to that certain age .... so problems 'expected' in the package area to be sure, to be sure....