Comments from the ladies please.

[Darwins Selection]

I don't mind the shopping, it's the need for an extension to the house for the storage space that hurts. 

And that's without the handbags.

Tel, I had always imagined you as more of a bum-bag man?

[tel]

No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a thing as a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  

[barmisspah?]

shoes mmmm
Unfortunately due to 2 broken ankles I can no longer wear heels of any sort. 

[Darwins Selection]

shoes mmmm
Unfortunately due to 2 broken ankles I can no longer wear heels of any sort. 

Surprised you can stand up at all.

Is that why you spend so much time lying on the floor in the corner of the saloon bar?

Would loud snoring be a side effect of ankle injuries as well?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man bag is it anything like a man sack?

[Snoopy]

No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man sack is it anything like a man sack?

Liquid Lunch was it? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh how I wish, however it was just me having a senior blonde moment.

[tel]

No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man sack is it anything like a man sack?

Liquid Lunch was it? 

Lack of, more like.

[tel]

No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man bag is it anything like a man sack?

Tis a Bridge bag

[Darwins Selection]

No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man bag is it anything like a man sack?

Tis

FMN8

[Snoopy]

No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man bag is it anything like a man sack?

Tis a Bridge bag

Is there anything else you would like to tell us tel? 

[Miss Demeanour]

There are much better man bags than that one......no self respecting woman would own that let alone a macho blokey type 

[tel]

It alleviates having all those bulges in your jeans.

[tel]

There are much better man bags than that one......no self respecting woman would own that let alone a macho blokey type 

You don't like Bridge stuff?

At least that means you maybe low maintenance. 

[Snoopy]

It alleviates having all those bulges in your jeans.

What bulges (apart from the obvious)?

I don't find that a car key and a debit card plus a few folded tenners make much of a bulge.