Comments from the ladies please.

[tel]

There are much better man bags than that one......no self respecting woman would own that let alone a macho blokey type 

Er, come to think of it, I wouldn't describe myself as a "macho blokey type".

[tel]

It alleviates having all those bulges in your jeans.

What bulges (apart from the obvious)?

The usual male things. Keys etc.

I am off to use my beer voucher now.

Cheers.

PS no bag today. Travelling light.

[barmisspah?]

There are much better man bags than that one......no self respecting woman would own that let alone a macho blokey type 

You don't like Bridge stuff?

At least that means you maybe low maintenance. 

It's cheap crap at a very expensive price. Saddler repairs them - often

[barmisspah?]

shoes mmmm
Unfortunately due to 2 broken ankles I can no longer wear heels of any sort. 

Surprised you can stand up at all.

Is that why you spend so much time lying on the floor in the corner of the saloon bar?

Would loud snoring be a side effect of ankle injuries as well?

   When did you come into my local ?

[tel]

There are much better man bags than that one......no self respecting woman would own that let alone a macho blokey type 

You don't like Bridge stuff?

At least that means you maybe low maintenance. 

It's cheap crap at a very expensive price. Saddler repairs them - often

Just about all makes are.