Work in a charity shop!
Yesterday the manageress got into a fight with the manager of the Subway next door. Serious stuff, threats of violence, objects thrown etc. Followed by the deepests sobs and tears I have ever heard from another human being.
This morning there were two combats between motorists and traffic wardens outside the shop that resulted in death threats / police etc.
I larfed and wanted to tell everybody to fuck off, but if u aint being paid one can relax and watch.*
* Apart from the manageress who I admit I fear for. I mean I am frightened for her life.
It's better than daytime TV Rarelady, trust me on this.