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Offline Pirate

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Everything's going wrong
« on: September 21, 2009, 04:05:46 PM »
Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.

What else can possibly go wrong
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 04:07:29 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on September 21, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.

What else can possibly go wrong

Have you been stroking baby animals by any chance?
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 04:09:41 PM »
Aaahhhh it is the old electrical , computery and technical bollox conspiracy syndrome.

These things happen in big cluster f**ks ...so what apart form your car and your shredder (  rubschin: ) ...is your next essential item. It is inevitable that is next . Time to get out your pieces of gold  lol:
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 04:13:22 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 04:07:29 PM
Quote from: Pirate on September 21, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.

What else can possibly go wrong

Have you been stroking baby animals by any chance?

I have actually...Poor baby deer got knocked over on the motorway on the weekend. It was still alive but couldn't move because her back left hip was shattered. I did comfort it and stroke it before the wildlife 'dispatcher' arrived sad24:
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2009, 04:15:34 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on September 21, 2009, 04:13:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 04:07:29 PM
Quote from: Pirate on September 21, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.

What else can possibly go wrong

Have you been stroking baby animals by any chance?

I have actually...Poor baby deer got knocked over on the motorway on the weekend. It was still alive but couldn't move because her back left hip was shattered. I did comfort it and stroke it before the wildlife 'dispatcher' arrived sad24:

 rubschin: Could be e-coli or a cute bambitis then.
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2009, 04:16:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 21, 2009, 04:09:41 PM
Aaahhhh it is the old electrical , computery and technical bollox conspiracy syndrome.

These things happen in big cluster f**ks ...so what apart form your car and your shredder (  rubschin: ) ...is your next essential item. It is inevitable that is next . Time to get out your pieces of gold  lol:

 eeek: Computer, corkscrew, bottle opener...the list is endless
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2009, 04:17:46 PM »


 rubschin: Could be e-coli or a cute bambitis then.


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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2009, 04:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on September 21, 2009, 04:13:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 04:07:29 PM
Quote from: Pirate on September 21, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.

What else can possibly go wrong

Have you been stroking baby animals by any chance?

I have actually...Poor baby deer got knocked over on the motorway on the weekend. It was still alive but couldn't move because her back left hip was shattered. I did comfort it and stroke it before the wildlife 'dispatcher' arrived sad24:

Presumably it will be on the menu come Sunday?
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2009, 04:24:33 PM »
He was going to hang it for a few days and then see what it was like when it was skinned
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2009, 04:28:09 PM »
Delicious I would expect.  whistle:
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2009, 04:39:25 PM »
Quite so...I do like a bit of venison myself, or a gamekeepers pie. Having said that, I've never eaten rabbit, unless of course it was in the gamekeepers pie and I didn't know  smile:
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2009, 04:47:40 PM »
Gotta walk up the shop now to get some dinner. Just had a marmite sandwich to tide me over  cloud9:
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2009, 04:50:02 PM »
Ah! I do like a nice Gamekeeper's Pie and also a good Poacher's Pie. The difference? ~ Not a lot really although by tradition the Gamekeeper would be putting rooks and the like in with Pigeon, Rabbit or Hare and any other game that was around. The Poacher would spurn the rooks etc and add beer or cider to the gravy.
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2009, 04:51:36 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on September 21, 2009, 04:47:40 PM
Gotta walk up the shop now to get some dinner. Just had a marmite sandwich to tide me over  cloud9:

There you go ...that's the answer to all your problems. It is the curse of the Marmite lovers  

My sympathy has been withdrawn  whistle:
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Re: Everything's going wrong
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2009, 04:59:24 PM »
Is it cold there...? Keep a close eye on the gas boiler...  whistle:
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