Everything's going wrong

[Miss Demeanour]

Quite so...I do like a bit of venison myself, or a gamekeepers pie. Having said that, I've never eaten rabbit, unless of course it was in the gamekeepers pie and I didn't know 

See this is where I go into pathetic girly mode  - but I would not consciously choose rabbit or venison from a menu. I can think of no other reason for this other than Bambi and Thumper as I have no principles really in relation to meat eating ( innuendo recognised and dealt with ok lads    )

[Pirate]

Gotta walk up the shop now to get some dinner. Just had a marmite sandwich to tide me over 

There you go ...that's the answer to all your problems. It is the curse of the Marmite lovers 

My sympathy has been withdrawn 

Awww, Miss D...If I thought that you were going to come across to Gloucester and give me a big kiss, I would never touch Marmite again, honest 

[Miss Demeanour]

Does sympathy always equal a snog in your world then 

[Darwins Selection]

Does sympathy always equal a snog in your world then 

Initially, yes.

[Pastis]

Is it cold there...? Keep a close eye on the gas boiler... 

Which reminds me  

British Gas kindly left about a hundred flyers here outlining superb prices for servicing and the like. Excellent pricing, attractive offer, good service, reliable, too good to refuse really...

Only one problem though... in it's 110 year history, this late Victorian building has never, ever been connected to the gas supply. Even when it was redeveloped about 12 years ago British Gas declined to invest in the necessary to supply gas to any of the apartments.  

[Snoopy]

Quite so...I do like a bit of venison myself, or a gamekeepers pie. Having said that, I've never eaten rabbit, unless of course it was in the gamekeepers pie and I didn't know 

See this is where I go into pathetic girly mode  - but I would not consciously choose rabbit or venison from a menu. I can think of no other reason for this other than Bambi and Thumper as I have no principles really in relation to meat eating ( innuendo recognised and dealt with ok lads    )

When we had a pub we offered Christmas Lunches during December ~ to catch the office party trade really. A choice of Roast Turkey or Roast Haunch of Venison was shown on the menu as well as a statutory Veggie Option with all the usual Christmas accompaniments. A party of Gerlies from a local office booked and once settled at their table I gave them the specially printed Christmas menus. One asked "What exactly is a 'Haunch of Venison'?" and I, without thinking, replied "Bambi's Spotty Bits". Several of them cried!  

[Miss Demeanour]

Does sympathy always equal a snog in your world then 

Initially, yes.

and that then takes all your problems away does it 

[Darwins Selection]

Is it cold there...? Keep a close eye on the gas boiler... 

Which reminds me  

British Gas kindly left about a hundred flyers here outlining superb prices for servicing and the like. Excellent pricing, attractive offer, good service, reliable, too good to refuse really...

Only one problem though... in it's 110 year history, this late Victorian building has never, ever been connected to the gas supply. Even when it was redeveloped about 12 years ago British Gas declined to invest in the necessary to supply gas to any of the apartments.  

Then it will be all the sweeter when you fill them all out in the name of Disney characters and return them in the prepaid envelopes.

[Miss Demeanour]

When we had a pub we offered Christmas Lunches during December ~ to catch the office party trade really. A choice of Roast Turkey or Roast Haunch of Venison was shown on the menu as well as a statutory Veggie Option with all the usual Christmas accompaniments. A party of Gerlies from a local office booked and once settled at their table I gave them the specially printed Christmas menus. One asked "What exactly is a 'Haunch of Venison'?" and I, without thinking, replied "Bambi's Spotty Bits". Several of them cried!  

They prolly thought he had measles

[Darwins Selection]

Does sympathy always equal a snog in your world then 

Initially, yes.

and that then takes all your problems away does it 

No, it is the slap which follows that returns us to reality.

[Pirate]

3 days now without a car. I'm pissed off and I've got a sore arse from  ~  __0
                                                                                                    _-\<,_
                                                                                                   (*)/  (*)


 
   

[Miss Demeanour]

It's a good job you're not driving then eh ...the walking will do your arse some good 

[Pirate]

No...if I was driving, then I wouldn't be cycling, and I wouldn't have a sore arse

[Darwins Selection]

3 days now without a car. I'm pissed off and I've got a sore arse from  ~  __0
                                                                                                    _-\<,_
                                                                                                   (*)/  (*)


 
   

Thank you for explaining it was cycling.

I thought   (*)/  (*) was spectacles and you had either shaved your eyebrows or had a tattoo on your forehead.

[Pirate]

I thought it was quite graphic. Took me hours to do that