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Offline tel

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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2009, 08:36:15 AM »
Don't forget I don't have any administration rights to change nuffink  evil:

Quite right too. If we didn't have to contend with "users/abusers", life would be so much simpler.

I like a challenge, but dealing with some users was like enduring a slow lingering death. This especially applies to those in the positions of directors and above - ie those who scream the loudest and claim that the whole company will collapse if they cannot view their porn, access their email (usually from their kids who are gallivanting halfway across the globe), or exchange stupid jokes/videos or arrange their next nookie session with their secretary/PA.

Oh, and spreadsheets are only there for compiling their expense claims.

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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2009, 08:44:41 AM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

You would never catch me abusing the system in such a way  angel1
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2009, 09:18:50 AM »
Everybody gets caught at some time or another!

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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2009, 09:23:37 AM »
But you would have to be using the system in such a way in the first place......my work laptop is for work only  angel1

My additional monitor however can do what it likes  whistle:
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2009, 09:33:43 AM »
Such innocence.  whistle:

How sweet.

I gave up being surprised at what people had left on their puters/mobiles when they were upgraded or the person left the company. Some things that people think are trivial such as jokey emails/texts (particularly about colleagues) can be seen as very comprising by the management - people are too stupid to delete them and it has cost them their jobs.
Basically, very few people are completely innocent, it's nigh on impossible, especially in these PC times.

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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2009, 09:47:01 AM »
I know Tel and I am pulling your leg ...just a little  lol:

We did actually have one guy sacked here for inappropriate use of corporate systems . He was caught accessing bestiality sites whilst on night duty and used his credit card to download a porno film starring a donkey ( literally ) not just the normal run of the mill well hung man  lol:
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2009, 09:50:00 AM »
I know Tel and I am pulling your leg ...just a little  lol:

We did actually have one guy sacked here for inappropriate use of corporate systems . He was caught accessing bestiality sites whilst on night duty and used his credit card to download a porno film starring a donkey ( literally ) not just the normal run of the mill well hung man  lol:

We got rid of a guy that left his PC full of bestiality stuff and links...  rubschin:

The bizarre thing was his desk was in the middle of the office and the lazy bastard never worked overtime or came in early... Can't really imagine why it was on there...  noooo:
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2009, 09:54:17 AM »
Strange what floats different people's boats  noooo:
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2009, 09:56:14 AM »
Maybe it's easier than trying to find a willing woman for some men  whistle:
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2009, 10:45:53 AM »
Over the years I have never seen a man so ugly that some woman wouldn't ~ mind you the same applies in reverse.

Warm and preferably walking is all the seems to be needed.
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2009, 11:26:58 AM »
Bizarrely I just walked down the road to collect my car from the village garage (?985 but that is another story  evil: ) and a donkey started following me...  rubschin:
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2009, 11:28:01 AM »
Did it think you were dangling the carrot between your legs again  lol:
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2009, 11:36:47 AM »
Did it think you were dangling the carrot between your legs again  lol:
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It was very strange... every time I stopped he/it stopped...  rubschin:

Luckily it saw another horse and ran off... for a shag or summat prolly...
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2009, 11:41:15 AM »
Stalked by a donkey  eeek:

Hassled by goats  eeek:

Terrified by mahoosive spiders  eeek:

Do you think the animal kingdom is getting it's own back  whistle:
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Re: Resetting Settings
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2009, 02:46:30 PM »
I know Tel and I am pulling your leg ...just a little  lol:

We did actually have one guy sacked here for inappropriate use of corporate systems . He was caught accessing bestiality sites whilst on night duty and used his credit card to download a porno film starring a donkey ( literally ) not just the normal run of the mill well hung man  lol:

Keep on pulling  razz:

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