Don't forget I don't have any administration rights to change nuffink 
Quite right too. If we didn't have to contend with "users/abusers", life would be so much simpler.
I like a challenge, but dealing with some users was like enduring a slow lingering death. This especially applies to those in the positions of directors and above - ie those who scream the loudest and claim that the whole company will collapse if they cannot view their porn, access their email (usually from their kids who are gallivanting halfway across the globe), or exchange stupid jokes/videos or arrange their next nookie session with their secretary/PA.
Oh, and spreadsheets are only there for compiling their expense claims.