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Offline Barman

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Cat Poo
« on: September 27, 2009, 08:42:32 AM »
Bah!  cussing:

For some reason one of the cats has shat (not on the mat) on a pile of clothes I had ready to go into the washing machine this morning!  cussing:

I threw out the disgusterous most offensive item (a pair of my shorts) and put the rest on to wash.

I've been waiting for the was to finish so I can go out... just look at the machine and what is tumbling round inside the little window - a bloody big lump of cat bastard poo!  cussing:

What utterly disgusting creatures...  Banghead

I'm going to have to remove the offending poo and wash the whole bloody lot again now...  Angry9:
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 08:45:27 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 27, 2009, 08:42:32 AM
Bah!  cussing:

For some reason one of the cats has shat (not on the mat) on a pile of clothes I had ready to go into the washing machine this morning!  cussing:

I threw out the disgusterous most offensive item (a pair of my shorts) and put the rest on to wash.

I've been waiting for the was to finish so I can go out... just look at the machine and what is tumbling round inside the little window - a bloody big lump of cat bastard poo!  cussing:

What utterly disgusting creatures...  Banghead

I'm going to have to remove the offending poo and wash the whole bloody lot again now...  Angry9:

You need to get collars and leads and take them all for walks with the dogs. 

Oh what a sight... come on comrades... piccies please!!
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2009, 08:46:49 AM »
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Again I ask .....why do people keep pets  Shrugs:
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2009, 08:47:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 27, 2009, 08:42:32 AM
Bah!  cussing:

For some reason one of the cats has shat (not on the mat) on a pile of clothes I had ready to go into the washing machine this morning!  cussing:

I threw out the disgusterous most offensive item (a pair of my shorts) and put the rest on to wash.

I've been waiting for the was to finish so I can go out... just look at the machine and what is tumbling round inside the little window - a bloody big lump of cat bastard poo!  cussing:

What utterly disgusting creatures...  Banghead

I'm going to have to remove the offending poo and wash the whole bloody lot again now...  Angry9:

Can't be cat poo in the machine... would have disolved. How many cats in the kitchen??   eeek:
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2009, 08:50:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2009, 08:46:49 AM
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Again I ask .....why do people keep pets  Shrugs:

Wot she said!
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 08:59:47 AM »
Wot's next???????    point:

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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2009, 09:17:44 AM »
Is that  the cat that got the mouse  lol:
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2009, 10:09:28 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2009, 08:46:49 AM
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Again I ask .....why do people keep pets  Shrugs:

Decisions, decisions







Option 3 then?
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2009, 11:47:57 AM »
That's all there is left ~ Option three!
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2009, 04:24:06 PM »


Well he makes less mess than BM when he decorates whistle:
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2009, 05:13:39 PM »
Don't they poison cats over there? After the tourist season, like, when the daft foreigners stop feeding them?
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2009, 05:30:16 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2009, 05:13:39 PM
Don't they poison cats over there? After the tourist season, like, when the daft foreigners stop feeding them?
Oh yes...

A big outcry this week - somebody put poison down outside a restaurant - a couple of dog owners were unlucky enough to pass by shortly after...  noooo:
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2009, 05:34:34 PM »
Was that to make the food inside seem marginally more attractive  whistle:
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2009, 06:57:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2009, 05:34:34 PM
Was that to make the food inside seem marginally more attractive  whistle:

 nonono:
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Re: Cat Poo
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2009, 06:59:31 PM »
To get back on track ~ How's your shitty shirt?
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