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Offline Nick

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Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« on: September 30, 2009, 08:57:19 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 09:54:08 AM »



Happy Birthday Uncle.
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 10:01:13 AM »
Whoooo Hoooo! Another year under his belt ~ that went quickly.

Happy Birthday UM! 



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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 10:27:05 AM »
Thanks all.

56  eeek:



Don't know about retuned but the damned work computer gave up the ghost this morning.  Went all slow and jumpy like and when I rebooted it died completely. It's taken me a while to get here.

Still, just done cakes all round, the Thorntons Toffee Cake went especially quickly.

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 10:35:01 AM »
Computers on the Fritz ~ Retuning TVs ~ Uncle Mort ageing before our very eyes ~ The Millennium Bug has arrived ..........                             Better late than never I suppose  confused:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 10:48:04 AM »
Happy Birthday Uncle!

I too have been experiencing computer woes this morning...  noooo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 11:18:13 AM »
Thanks all.

56  eeek: You would never know it from your posts! angel1



Don't know about retuned but the damned work computer gave up the ghost this morning.  Went all slow and jumpy like and when I rebooted it died completely. It's taken me a while to get here. Bit like me on a good day!  I am sort of asuming that my tardiness is due to using a dongle

Still, just done cakes all round, the Thorntons Toffee Cake went especially quickly. I wonder why, are you working in a predominately female environment?
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2009, 11:46:05 AM »
I like cakes ~ always have, man and puppy  whistle:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2009, 11:59:12 AM »
I've noticed that toffee is more often the choice of the male rather than the female.  rubschin:

I also supplied a chocolate cake and a lemon cake.

Just a couple of slices of chocolate cake remaining.

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2009, 12:56:58 PM »
Is there a queue of Wenches forming at the door?
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2009, 01:06:19 PM »
Happy Birthday Uncle!  Enjoy a little celebratory tipple later ~ your usual half of mild, eh?  ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2009, 05:27:28 PM »
Is there any cake left for us latecomers?
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2009, 05:27:41 PM »
Happy Birthday! 70s raspberry mousse?

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2009, 09:39:49 PM »
I have been out today and obviously missed all the lemon cake *sigh*

Happy Birthday Young Mort, hope you had a good one.  ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2009, 06:24:24 PM »
Belated birthdayness Uncle M - hope you had a great day

Sorry to have missed the party - my invite must have got lost in the post  rubschin:
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