I am home....
I have missed you all
What a bunch of complete fruitcakes
Well some anyway - seemed to be the ones I talked to though - must be a co-incidence surely
1st day of arrival went out for a meal with the girls and then back to hotel for a few (more) drinks - only to discover that someone was there who was 'known to me '
- he was a complete slimeball and several drinks later was suggesting a late night visit to my room and asked me for my room number.
I gave a false number
- pity the poor person if he did bother going to find it
Last night was the big bash
- 28 tables with 8 people on each. We had no input into the seating arrangements even though I had tried to tamper with them earlier that day, and sit next to people I liked and knew, it didn't quite work out like that
Was sitting with my colleague but she was on the other side of the table with some girls and having a great laugh. I was sitting in between 4 blokes . 3 knew each other and were from oop north and were talking whippets all night
and so I had to talk to bloke next to me.
Started off very civilized but by the time he was mid way through his second bottle of wine the discussion swerved headlong into his fetish for rubber and the technicalities of wearing such items of clothing . Apparently he goes to 'conventions' where like minded people all dress up and has a great time etc
. I just said I prefer nylon and polyester
Then there was the D.I.S.C.O ....... omg ......it was like watching a gargantuan swarm of Octopuses out of water