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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2009, 08:15:25 AM »
Don't let me hold you up  whistle:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2009, 08:25:00 AM »
She got plastered and can't remember  point:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2009, 08:33:03 AM »
Well where to start  rubschin:

He blotted his copybook right from the offset as far as I was concerned. He considers himself a bit of a 'foody' and when we were all ordering  was trying to 'advise' me what to choose  ::)

Sea Bass was his recommendation  scared2:

I politely declined confirming that I did not like anything fishy. "then you've not eaten the decent stuff " I was informed and that I needed to try new things and challenge my preconceived ideas about these things  evil: evil: evil:

Thank you but no thank you ...I ordered meat  cloud9:

So when all the food arrives he then insists on holding the end of his fork to my face and says " just try a bit "

What about I DO NOT LIKE FECKIN FISH does he not understand  cussing:

So moving on and after several bottles of wine have been consumed around the table the conversation turns. One of the girls around the table has got a particularly low cut top on and he then comments " you should wear something like that ...you have the equipment "  redface:  I would have suggested he should wear a body bag at that point but I was distracted by one of the girls.

Then during the meal the Mr Tickle arms became apparent as the arm was stretched out round the back of my chair. I guess at least he didn't do the yawn , stretch and leave arm there manoeuvre  noooo:

The hand would then get placed on my shoulder  / knee when talking to me until I shrugged it off

At the end of the meal he gave the " I think you're lovely"  ......yada  yada yada yada spiel  noooo: - I would love to take you to breakfast next week  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

"Breakfast"  I ask incredulous

"Yes, breakfast...there is a lovely little Portuguese bakery opened down the road from me ....etc etc etc " 

I don't think so  evil:



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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2009, 09:07:28 AM »
So, much as expected then.  ;)

In a strange way it is encouraging to us 'normal' blokes that such nebbishes as your 'admirer' are still out there.

I assume when he asked for a phone number you gave him the Samaritans?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2009, 09:10:12 AM »
No phone number was given  noooo:

And I had to look up what Nebbish meant - good word DS  lol:

As for considering yourself normal - lets not stretch that concept too far eh  ;)
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2009, 09:10:28 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 08:33:03 AM
"Yes, breakfast...there is a lovely little Portuguese bakery opened down the road from me ....etc etc etc " 

I don't think so  evil:





You could try some lovely Portuguese sardine pate  cloud9: In fact, he'll probably insist you do
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2009, 09:14:11 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Honestly you boys ...did you all go to public school  rubschin:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2009, 09:20:44 AM »
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #53 on: October 11, 2009, 09:24:51 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 08:33:03 AM
I would have suggested he should wear a body bag

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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2009, 10:44:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2009, 09:24:51 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 08:33:03 AM
I would have suggested he should wear a body bag

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Well he obviously thought that Miss D shouldn't be wearing one.
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #55 on: October 11, 2009, 10:55:25 AM »
http://www.buycostumes.com/Body-Bag-Adult-Costume/33735/ProductDetail.aspx

Perhaps you should have a theme for your dinner dates?
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #56 on: October 11, 2009, 10:57:54 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

A theme for my dinner dates  eeek: - this is the first one in ages  sad24: - and probably the last in a long time  cry: cry: cry:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #57 on: October 11, 2009, 10:59:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
lol: lol: lol:

A theme for my dinner dates  eeek: - this is the first one in ages  sad24: - and probably the last in a long time  cry: cry: cry:
We had dinner together....  sad24:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #58 on: October 11, 2009, 11:03:22 AM »
Yes about 7 consecutive nights running if I remember rightly  lol:


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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #59 on: October 11, 2009, 11:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2009, 10:59:40 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
lol: lol: lol:

A theme for my dinner dates  eeek: - this is the first one in ages  sad24: - and probably the last in a long time  cry: cry: cry:
We had dinner together....  sad24:

Quickly forgotten, it would appear.
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