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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #150 on: February 05, 2010, 08:30:56 AM »
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #151 on: February 05, 2010, 08:44:19 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 08:30:04 AM
Have you been on the sauce again ?  lol:

I am meeting him at the gym on Saturdayy as he has offered a personal training session ( not of that variety  eyes:) and as you normally have to pay for these things I thought I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth  whistle:

Is he hung like a horse then...?  eeek:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #152 on: February 05, 2010, 08:47:22 AM »
Tell you on Sunday  lol:

Only Joking !!!!!!!!

I dunno  shrugs:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #153 on: February 05, 2010, 09:02:55 AM »
Take your pick Miss D. eeek:

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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #154 on: February 05, 2010, 09:06:22 AM »
What sort of sport is that?
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #155 on: February 05, 2010, 09:10:38 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 05, 2010, 09:02:55 AM
Take your pick Miss D. eeek:



 lol: lol: lol:

Not a pretty sight though is it  noooo:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #156 on: February 05, 2010, 09:11:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2010, 09:06:22 AM
What sort of sport is that?

They are about to be fired out of a cannon....  ;D
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #157 on: February 05, 2010, 09:19:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 09:10:38 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 05, 2010, 09:02:55 AM
Take your pick Miss D. eeek:



 lol: lol: lol:

Not a pretty sight though is it  noooo:

It certainly isn't but it puts a whole new slant on the whole 'does my bum look big in this' thing.
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #158 on: February 05, 2010, 10:23:57 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 08:30:04 AM
Have you been on the sauce again ?  lol:

I am meeting him at the gym on Saturdayy as he has offered a personal training session ( not of that variety  eyes:) and as you normally have to pay for these things I thought I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth  whistle:

This gives him the opportunity to give you the once over.
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #159 on: February 05, 2010, 10:29:45 AM »
No need for that  ;)
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #160 on: February 05, 2010, 10:30:27 AM »
Only once?  eeek:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #161 on: February 05, 2010, 11:14:13 AM »
Most of the personal trainers at my gym, spend more time looking at themselves in the mirror than actually watching their client. They also don't seem to do the basic checks anymore, questions, blood pressure check etc.

And why is it that no males ever seem to use a personal trainer, only females?
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #162 on: February 05, 2010, 11:14:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2010, 08:44:19 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 08:30:04 AM
Have you been on the sauce again ?  lol:

I am meeting him at the gym on Saturdayy as he has offered a personal training session ( not of that variety  eyes:) and as you normally have to pay for these things I thought I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth  whistle:

Is he hung like a horse then...?  eeek:

A Sea-horse probably
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #163 on: February 05, 2010, 11:15:43 AM »
Quote from: tel on February 05, 2010, 11:14:13 AM

And why is it that no males ever seem to use a personal trainer, only females?

Because that would involve you admitting you don't know everything and taking advice from someone else  whistle:
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Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
« Reply #164 on: February 05, 2010, 03:24:02 PM »
I have been to Poundland.  razz:
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