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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #210 on: November 30, 2009, 10:41:20 AM »
I shall be moving oop north once the flat is sold.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #211 on: November 30, 2009, 10:44:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 10:41:20 AM
I shall be moving oop north once the flat is sold.

Oh bollox. You'll be coming back then? sad32:

WHERE exactly in the North though? Hebrides p'raps? happy088
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #212 on: November 30, 2009, 10:45:31 AM »
I know not. Perhaps Nottingham
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #213 on: November 30, 2009, 10:47:47 AM »
There is a difference between London prices and opp North prices but it is not as great as people imagine is all I am saying.
Even around here properties are starting at ?185,000 for a 2 bed cottage. Yes you can buy a studio flat in the west end of Rhyl for ?25,000 but who in their right mind would want to live there where the crunch underfoot is not gravel but discarded syringes?
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #214 on: November 30, 2009, 10:50:03 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 10:45:31 AM
I know not. Perhaps Nottingham

Are you basing this on the myth that there is 5 women to every man in Nottingham  rubschin:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #215 on: November 30, 2009, 10:59:34 AM »
My home town  cloud9:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #216 on: November 30, 2009, 11:03:48 AM »
You are Robin Hood and I claim my ?5  lol:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #217 on: November 30, 2009, 11:08:44 AM »
Take no notice of him


YOU ARE A LACE MAKER AND I CLAIM MY ?5.00
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #218 on: November 30, 2009, 11:12:02 AM »
Mrs Nick calls to harangue me me at length  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #219 on: November 30, 2009, 11:15:53 AM »
Has she managed to convey what it is she wants you to do yet ???
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #220 on: November 30, 2009, 11:17:51 AM »
I am baffled  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #221 on: November 30, 2009, 11:18:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 11:17:51 AM
I am baffled  noooo:

Nowt new there then ey?  ::)
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #222 on: November 30, 2009, 11:38:40 AM »
Look ~ it is simple really.
Everything you do and everything you say is WRONG
Everything she says, everything she does and everything she thinks she has said or done is RIGHT
All you have to do is agree with her or not as she desires.

Are you taking notes? Because questions will be asked later ........

Next you have to anticipate her wishes, not what you THINK she may want but what she actually wants and factor in all the indecision and mind changing games that she will play and then admit that you are still wrong.

You must NEVER contradict her but you must not be a doormat or she will not respect you and will tell you so frequently. She will say that she doesn't want a doormat but she does want a "partner" (sub-text here is that she wants a partner who can read her mind and there is no way that will be you)

In fact what she really really wants is .............. well she doesn't actually know but she does know that whatever she has she doesn't want it.

About 10 years after our divorce Mrs S#1 told our daughter that she didn't realise at the time that what she really wanted from our marriage was there all along but that she hadn't recognised it because she didn't actually know what it was she was seeking. She admitted that she hadn't found it in her second marriage or in the several relationships she squandered en route to the current marriage. Never satisfied would about sum it up and I'm not talking  eyes: either.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #223 on: November 30, 2009, 11:40:46 AM »
Nothing to add to that  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #224 on: November 30, 2009, 12:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 11:38:40 AM
Look ~ it is simple really.
Everything you do and everything you say is WRONG
Everything she says, everything she does and everything she thinks she has said or done is RIGHT
All you have to do is agree with her or not as she desires.

Are you taking notes? Because questions will be asked later ........

Next you have to anticipate her wishes, not what you THINK she may want but what she actually wants and factor in all the indecision and mind changing games that she will play and then admit that you are still wrong.

You must NEVER contradict her but you must not be a doormat or she will not respect you and will tell you so frequently. She will say that she doesn't want a doormat but she does want a "partner" (sub-text here is that she wants a partner who can read her mind and there is no way that will be you)

In fact what she really really wants is .............. well she doesn't actually know but she does know that whatever she has she doesn't want it.

About 10 years after our divorce Mrs S#1 told our daughter that she didn't realise at the time that what she really wanted from our marriage was there all along but that she hadn't recognised it because she didn't actually know what it was she was seeking. She admitted that she hadn't found it in her second marriage or in the several relationships she squandered en route to the current marriage. Never satisfied would about sum it up and I'm not talking  eyes: either.

What he said
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