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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #240 on: November 30, 2009, 07:50:16 PM »
Send her some Glasgow Rangers christmas cards - I have a supply you can have free :-)
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #241 on: November 30, 2009, 07:51:34 PM »
You are on form today!!
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #242 on: November 30, 2009, 07:55:16 PM »
After the shennanigans in the pub last night, coupled with the daughter's latest tantrum, I find myself unwinding with a few pints of Leffe and this seems to be lifting my mischeviousness. 
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #243 on: November 30, 2009, 09:11:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 07:46:31 PM
No need. I have already divulged details of the sex offender in Glasgow  whistle:, though only to my sour faced MiL

...oh, and not forgetting every other bastard on the WWW that pops in here for a browse of course!  whistle:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #244 on: November 30, 2009, 09:13:38 PM »
They can all read the Scottish SUn  whistle:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #245 on: November 30, 2009, 09:19:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 09:13:38 PM
They can all read the Scottish SUn  whistle:

That you kindly provided the link to earleir in this thread, or was it another thread....I'm fast losing track, oh, and the will to carry on too. noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #246 on: December 01, 2009, 02:51:26 PM »
I have just realised that it is Mrs Nick's birthday on Saturday. Any suggestions?
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #247 on: December 01, 2009, 03:17:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2009, 02:51:26 PM
I have just realised that it is Mrs Nick's birthday on Saturday. Any suggestions?
A six-legged bear chair...?  rubschin:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #248 on: December 01, 2009, 03:21:03 PM »
With fleas?  rubschin:
















She has phoned me 4 times today  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #249 on: December 01, 2009, 03:25:57 PM »
Hankies. Lots of them.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #250 on: December 01, 2009, 03:26:43 PM »
Still on form I see
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #251 on: December 01, 2009, 03:29:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2009, 03:26:43 PM
Still on form I see

Must be the Leffe.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #252 on: December 01, 2009, 04:16:03 PM »
My extremely sexy French blonde  with leather trousers charming ex tenant requires a flat sitter in London over Xmas and New Year.  I have accepted that challenge (including kitten sitting). A first step in my new life  cloud9:
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« Reply #253 on: December 01, 2009, 04:19:36 PM »
What could possible go wrong...
















 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #254 on: December 01, 2009, 04:21:24 PM »
 evil:
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