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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #300 on: December 05, 2009, 08:15:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2009, 06:40:36 AM
I have invited Mrs Nickout fur lunch for her birthday  scared2:  Chances of this leading to a shagathon seem remote  evil:

Wear clean underwear ~ in my experience wimmin react in the most unexpected ways under these circs. Whatever happens it will be your fault. Mrs S#1 practically ripped my clothes off when we met for lunch at a hotel to discuss divorce arrangements and the following day claimed I had "taken advantage" of her after she had consumed too much collapso.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #301 on: December 05, 2009, 08:26:03 AM »
Indeed and just don't tell her what she should wear  eyes:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #302 on: December 05, 2009, 09:02:14 AM »
I will take my beard trimmer too. Just in case, like
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #303 on: December 05, 2009, 09:36:51 AM »
 noooo:

It will end in tears...
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #304 on: December 05, 2009, 09:52:20 AM »
Inevitably  ::)
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #305 on: December 05, 2009, 09:54:54 AM »
I'm welling up now...  sad24:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #306 on: December 05, 2009, 10:09:49 AM »
Match postponed. It seems the MiL has "taken a turn for the worse".










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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #307 on: December 05, 2009, 10:11:45 AM »
Take those pins out of the plasticine doll  nonono:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #308 on: December 06, 2009, 10:02:33 AM »
Mrs Nick informs me that The Boy will be out of the way between 12 and 2. Lunch is booked for 12. Maybe if they did a takeaway OR we ate it really fast..... rubschin:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #309 on: December 06, 2009, 02:23:25 PM »
Well, that was a disaster  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #310 on: December 06, 2009, 02:24:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2009, 02:23:25 PM
Well, that was a disaster  noooo:
No shag then?  point:
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« Reply #311 on: December 06, 2009, 02:25:22 PM »
Was it a carvery  scared2:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #312 on: December 06, 2009, 02:27:37 PM »
Restaurant was quite warm but our table practically had icicles on it   noooo:

Then they produced the birthday cake and the whole place sang Happy Birthday.

The words "lead" and "balloon" spring to mind  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #313 on: December 06, 2009, 02:38:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2009, 02:27:37 PM
Restaurant was quite warm but our table practically had icicles on it   noooo:

Then they produced the birthday cake and the whole place sang Happy Birthday.

The words "lead" and "balloon" spring to mind  noooo:

Oh Nick...  noooo:

I must say, I admire your boundless optimism...  happy100
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #314 on: December 06, 2009, 02:40:18 PM »
Not optimistic, just stoopid  noooo:
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