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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #405 on: December 14, 2009, 10:07:50 PM »
Someone charging ?40 per hour (or part thereof)  evil:
A prostitute?  eeek:


 eeek: In Liverpool? ~ ?40 would buy you her time for the whole weekend.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #406 on: December 17, 2009, 10:04:40 AM »
So Mrs Nick calls me yesterday and out of the blue proposes I move back in immediately  rubschin:

I told her I had made other arrangements  eveilgrin:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #407 on: December 17, 2009, 10:10:14 AM »
So move in today ~ pack all your kit that you haven't been able to get at and move out again with aforementioned kit tomorrow.  whistle:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #408 on: December 17, 2009, 10:11:03 AM »
So move in today ~ pack all your kit that you haven't been able to get at and move out again with aforementioned kit tomorrow.  whistle:
Brilliant!  happ096
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #409 on: December 17, 2009, 10:11:46 AM »
I am too bizzy  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #410 on: December 17, 2009, 10:12:23 AM »
So Mrs Nick calls me yesterday and out of the blue proposes I move back in immediately  rubschin:

I told her I had made other arrangements  eveilgrin:

A wumman scorned and all that.

Don't be expecting 'boquettes' upon your return, or the front door key to fit either. noooo:

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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #411 on: December 17, 2009, 10:12:58 AM »
Tell her you can't as you have someone coming over for dinner  ;)
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #412 on: December 17, 2009, 10:13:42 AM »
And it would be very cruel and lose you whatever portion of the moral high ground you still retain.... But it was a nice thought to play with for a moment.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #413 on: December 17, 2009, 10:14:31 AM »
Tell her you can't as you have someone coming over for dinner  ;)

She'd stake the place out if he did that.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #414 on: December 17, 2009, 10:15:27 AM »
So how long before he's home then  rubschin:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #415 on: December 17, 2009, 10:15:33 AM »
I'm keeping out of this.
I smell long term trouble. whistle:

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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #416 on: December 17, 2009, 10:17:07 AM »
I'm keeping out of this.
I smell long term trouble. whistle:

Tears before bedtime I reckon.

Nick needs to play his cards very carefully and needs to be sure he knows what he really wants at the end of all this.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #417 on: December 17, 2009, 10:17:14 AM »
I'm keeping out of this.
I smell long term trouble. whistle:

You ARE long term trouble you great furry oaf. Do you want some of my veggy chocolate?  angel1
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #418 on: December 17, 2009, 10:18:32 AM »
I'm keeping out of this.
I smell long term trouble. whistle:

Tears before bedtime I reckon.

Nick needs to play his cards very carefully and needs to be sure he knows what he really wants at the end of all this.

I gather my sister has had werds with her scared2: My sister takes no prisoners eveilgrin:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #419 on: December 17, 2009, 10:36:59 AM »
I'm keeping out of this.
I smell long term trouble. whistle:

Tears before bedtime I reckon.

Nick needs to play his cards very carefully and needs to be sure he knows what he really wants at the end of all this.

I gather my sister has had werds with her scared2: My sister takes no prisoners eveilgrin:

And supplies Chilli Chocs to the unwary  lol:
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