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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #465 on: December 20, 2009, 07:51:26 AM »
Eurostar reckons to be back up and running tomorrow morning. Bertie will need Nick then.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #466 on: December 20, 2009, 08:26:32 AM »
Eurostar reckons to be back up and running tomorrow morning. Bertie will need the RSPCA then.

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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #467 on: December 20, 2009, 08:27:30 AM »
Tuesday I think rubschin:

Assuming the weather doesn't gub Virgin trains
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #468 on: December 20, 2009, 08:36:59 AM »
It's that extreme winter weather again eh - that'll be a bit of snow and some ice and not very warm.  Winters were never like this in the past  rubschin:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #469 on: December 20, 2009, 08:37:40 AM »
Tuesday I think rubschin:

Assuming the weather doesn't gub Virgin trains

Poor Bertie.. .  sad24:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #470 on: December 20, 2009, 11:46:52 AM »
Tomorrow night now. She tells me she is driving there  scared2:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #471 on: December 21, 2009, 10:02:16 AM »
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So, Bertie: he's a really cute cat who is very vocal and likes to be stroked. He doesn't particularly like being picked up or sitting on your lap, but he's friendly and playful. The way to his heart is definitely through his stomach, and there are treats for him under the kitchen sink, in a paper bag on the right hand top shelf- I tend to give him a little something every day. Under the sink is also where his food lives: he has about 50 to 60g of dried food a day (Hill's plastic bag of dry food and measuring jug under sink), divided between morning and evening feeds. There are also some portions of wet food which you can give him once or twice during your stay if you want to win a friend for life! He has various spots throughout the flat where he sleeps. He doesn't have a litter tray as he's able to pop in and out through his catflap. There is, however, a mean bully cat (also a tabby, so easily confused! Bertie is slim and sleek, bully-cat is fatter and shorter) who tries to get in the flat whenever he can to beat Bertie up and eat his food. He also beats Bertie up outside so shoo him away if you see him lurking about. Apparently he stole the neighbours' sausages from their fridge, so he's fearless!
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #472 on: December 21, 2009, 10:04:34 AM »
Oh god - you are going to inadvertently kill Bertie and replace with bully cat aren't you  scared2:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #473 on: December 21, 2009, 11:33:23 AM »
 ;D  It will all end in tears you mark my words. noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #474 on: December 21, 2009, 12:24:56 PM »
RIP Bertie...  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #475 on: December 21, 2009, 01:12:51 PM »
RIP my sausages  evil: evil:

Well, here I go.Growler let me down so I called a taxi  sad24:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #476 on: December 22, 2009, 09:24:31 PM »
So how are you and Bertie getting along  whistle:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #477 on: December 22, 2009, 09:28:01 PM »
He just keeps throwing his stuffed mouse at me  cry:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #478 on: January 10, 2010, 06:06:45 PM »
When did I create you characters in my puzzled mind and write my autobiography, sounds like my dilemmas of the past 6 months.

My wrongs include:

Being unhappy that one of Mrs H's work colleagues claimed to have slept with her yet she failed to fire him
Being unhappy that Mrs H isn't sure she 'loves me'
Being unhappy to have to live at my retarded sisters
Scaring her (though she's happy to leave me with the kids whilst attending all night parties)
Being unhappy that my wife thinks speed is not much different to red bull
Not being as much fun as i once was
Being possesive but
Not paying her enough attention
Leaving hospital (8 years ago) when she was close to labour (thrown out by nurses)
Having parents that she doesn't like (despite her being doleite inbred sex offenders)
Being unhappy that my wife feels the truth is something to be used sparingly
Not trusting her

I've taken a new approach, you see I used to argue back thinking that I was right and I could demonstrate her errors.  The problem being she is a maniac, will get custody of our children and is more willing for us to be apart than I am.  So the new approach is to tell her it is her life, she's old enough to make her own decisions and that I love her and will always be here (cause unfortunately that's the way I feel).

The problem is that I spend a lot of time feeling like "if Carlsberg made babysitters...".  At what age can I expect a 31 year old woman to grow up?  Her claims that "I am a good mum" I like to believe yet she's spent about an hour in their company this weekend and most of it was shouting at them because she has a headache (hangover)...

I am undecided whether it is brave to try and battle it out and attempt to mend what's broken (for her) or whether it's merely cowardice that is stopping me taking a very long walk?

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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #479 on: January 10, 2010, 06:08:43 PM »
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