Nick speaks

[Nick]

Well get yerself round here then

[GROWLER]

Well get yerself round here then

' round. 

Gotchya!

[Nick]

You don't seem to be bizzy

[GROWLER]

You don't seem to be bizzy

Doing jobs inbetween typing, like trying to get through to me bank for a new c/q book and envelopes.
First appointment at 10:30 to destink a doggy smelly car.

[Nick]

You don't seem to be bizzy

Doing jobs inbetween typing, like trying to get through to me bank for a new c/q book and envelopes.
First appointment at 10:30 to destink a doggy smelly car.

But then it will smell of you

[barmisspah?]

I seem to be the only one who hasn't got a clue what's going on here.
Spect I'll find out in the fullness of time.

[Nick]

What is puzzling you?

[Darwins Selection]

I seem to be the only one who hasn't got a clue what's going on here.
Spect I'll find out in the fullness of time.

Nick=nutter
Mrs Nick=bigger nutter
Critical mass of nuttiness exceeded=

Simples

[Nick]

But I have a certificate proving I am sane.












They gave it to me after I tried to escape from the mental hospital 

[Darwins Selection]

But I have a certificate proving I am sane.


They gave it to me after I tried to escape from the mental hospital 

Of course. Only a sane person would try to escape. 

[Nick]

That's exactly what I told them! Great minds, and all that

[Snoopy]

When we used to guard Barnet General the secure unit was always the source of problems ~ mainly with people trying to break in. 

[TG]

I seem to be the only one who hasn't got a clue what's going on here.
Spect I'll find out in the fullness of time.

I have idea what is happening either.

I note that the forum monthly post count has dropped somewhat. 

[Nick]

Mrs Nick has consented to see me at a fooking garden centre tomorrow. I despair!

[Uncle Mort]

One of our local garden centres has a miniature railway in it. And the cafe there does a nice line in cakes.