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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #105 on: November 13, 2009, 04:08:31 PM »
I shall be obliged to take a leaf out of your book.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #106 on: November 13, 2009, 04:09:19 PM »
eeek: Good Grief! I go to the horsepickle and anarchy breaks out!

I rather think we branched out...
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #107 on: November 13, 2009, 04:10:41 PM »
 rubschin: I am logging it all.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #108 on: November 13, 2009, 04:12:08 PM »
rubschin: I am logging it all.
That just compounds it.  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #109 on: November 13, 2009, 04:14:49 PM »
You're a vine one to stalk DS.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #110 on: November 13, 2009, 04:18:59 PM »
I have had a letter from a Mrs Trellis of North Wales complaining about the quality of puns ~ she says "Call those puns? More like punnets if you ask me"
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #111 on: November 13, 2009, 04:20:27 PM »
You are Mrs Trellis of North Wales and I claim my ?5.00
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #112 on: November 13, 2009, 04:28:11 PM »
Your Garden Centre Gift Voucher is in the post  razz:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #113 on: November 13, 2009, 05:26:56 PM »
YOU FOOKERS evil:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #114 on: November 13, 2009, 05:37:12 PM »
So nothing has really changed.  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #115 on: November 13, 2009, 05:40:02 PM »
Just the usual badinage... plus ?a change, etc  ;)


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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #116 on: November 13, 2009, 07:03:58 PM »
So nothing has really changed.  noooo:
Ah... your bark was worse than your bite...
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #117 on: November 13, 2009, 07:06:27 PM »
So nothing has really changed.  noooo:
Ah... your bark was worse than your bite...

Indeed ~ Time I was put out to grass. surrender:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #118 on: November 13, 2009, 08:07:11 PM »
Do you put dogs out to grass?  rubschin:

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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #119 on: November 13, 2009, 08:08:50 PM »
Only if you want them to vomit  sick2:
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