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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #195 on: November 29, 2009, 12:59:55 PM »
It is greying rapidly  noooo:
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« Reply #196 on: November 30, 2009, 08:55:52 AM »
Mrs Nick sends me a long e mail cataloguing all my (alleged) faults over a 20 year period.  noooo:

She clearly has a phenomenal memory
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #197 on: November 30, 2009, 08:57:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 08:55:52 AM
Mrs Nick sends me a long e mail cataloguing all my (alleged) faults over a 20 year period.  noooo:

So completion of the email should be done by.....mmmm,  rubschin:...2035?  whistle:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #198 on: November 30, 2009, 09:03:48 AM »
Did you say thank you   - hoped that it was very  cathartic for her and make sure she sends it to the Pope as this will fast track her application for saint hood  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #199 on: November 30, 2009, 09:23:19 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2009, 12:57:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2009, 10:59:10 AM
It is not that so many of us are divorced that I find worrying ~ it is our apparent inability to learn from the experience.
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Will there be a custody battle over the rug?

I'd possibly stop ranting about that bastard flea ridden unbelievably horrendously priced rat furred apology of a RUG cussing: if Nick would stay up here.

 rubschin: Maybe that's going a bit too far actually. noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #200 on: November 30, 2009, 09:24:32 AM »
Growler has agreed to help me move house  cloud9:

What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #201 on: November 30, 2009, 09:34:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 09:24:32 AM
Growler has agreed to help me move house  cloud9:

What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

Slight exageration Nick, if you don't mind me saying so?  ::)
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #202 on: November 30, 2009, 09:35:00 AM »
But you are!
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #203 on: November 30, 2009, 09:35:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 09:35:00 AM
But you are!

Only the bit on wheels. ::)
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #204 on: November 30, 2009, 09:38:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 08:55:52 AM
Mrs Nick sends me a long e mail cataloguing all my (alleged) faults over a 20 year period.  noooo:

She clearly has a phenomenal memory

They always do that. Mrs S#1 presented me (this being pre www days) with a typed list, covering 3 pages of A4, of all her complaints covering our 20 year marriage and that was for an uncontested divorce on the grounds of my "admitted adultery with persons un-named". She still had to get all her grievances, real and imagined, off her chest. For instance: It was, according to her, my fault that she had picked up her bus driver in a pub, spent the night with him and 5 days later decided to leave home, me and 2 children to move in with him. It seems, by her twisted logic, that none of this would have happened if I hadn't been working a night shift on that particular evening. Even her own solicitor told her that he couldn't argue that one. ::)
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #205 on: November 30, 2009, 10:34:41 AM »
Thanks to a tip provided by Pastis I have been doing some checking. It seems my humble flat is worth ?250000  eeek:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #206 on: November 30, 2009, 10:36:25 AM »
Which may go some way to explaining Mrs Nick's tears ................ or is that being too bitchy?

Well sod it ..... you are my pal.











Prices are relative tho' .... you may have to spend that sort of money to get what you want to buy once you have sold it.
Don't forget also that Mrs N will be wanting her share ~ you see if she doesn't.
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #207 on: November 30, 2009, 10:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:36:25 AM
Which may go some way to explaining Mrs Nick's tears ................ or is that being too bitchy?

Well sod it ..... you are my pal.

Piss off. He was my pal first, and I'm helping him move 'ouse brick by brick. evil:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #208 on: November 30, 2009, 10:39:27 AM »
OK you be bitchy then.  ;)

Anywhoo you are both my beshtesht friends  eastdrink048
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #209 on: November 30, 2009, 10:40:18 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:36:25 AM
Which may go some way to explaining Mrs Nick's tears ................ or is that being too bitchy?

Well sod it ..... you are my pal.











Prices are relative tho' .... you may have to spend that sort of money to get what you want to buy once you have sold it.
Don't forget also that Mrs N will be wanting her share ~ you see if she doesn't.

Oh yes, most definately. Can almost hear the knives being sharpened as we merrily type. ::)
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