Nick speaks

[Miss Demeanour]

I note that the Sarf London posse has not been rushing to invite me to Xmas parties and suchlike 

The Sarf London posse is pretending that Christmas isn't happening 

[Nick]

I won't be in my flat  
 
I am looking after Bertie the Cat from December 20 to 28 in Highbury  

[Snoopy]

Actually the London I remember emptied over Christmas and the New Year as everyone who was anyone rushed to the country to sponge off visit rellies and such. When we worked over the holiday period we seemed to have the whole damn city to ourselves. Hard put to find a pub open anywhere inside the square mile.

[Pastis]

I won't be in my flat  
 
I am looking after Bertie the Cat from December 20 to 28 in Highbury  

Ah, so you'll miss out on the parties this Friday and next Saturday then... shame.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Even I was invited to those! 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[tel]

We are SURREY, not BMW pimp drivers (Merc for north of river)

Have some respect.

[Miss Demeanour]

Ooooohh get you 

[Snoopy]

  Surrey ~ where they break wind and make love with a ph ~ except around Camberley where they do both with two small fs.

[Nick]

Mrs Nick calls. It seems her mother is unwell and in hospital. Very sad.

[Barman]