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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #285 on: December 02, 2009, 10:05:38 PM »
Tis bound to be your fault somehow Nick  whistle:
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« Reply #286 on: December 02, 2009, 11:25:21 PM »
Oh I am waiting for that accusation Miss D. It is bound to be the case  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #287 on: December 03, 2009, 08:33:39 AM »
One thing for sure ~ you are unlikely to benefit from the will.
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« Reply #288 on: December 03, 2009, 09:14:04 AM »
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #289 on: December 03, 2009, 10:40:23 AM »
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #290 on: December 04, 2009, 12:07:03 PM »
Apparently the MIL is much improved




















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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #291 on: December 04, 2009, 12:39:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2009, 12:07:03 PM
Apparently the MIL is much improved




















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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #292 on: December 04, 2009, 12:43:44 PM »
Well she must peg out soon FFS. She's 85` with a dodgy heart (triple heart bypass 5 years ago). Here sister is even more venomous. She lives nearby. She is a fooking NUN and a really nasty piece of werk  evil:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #293 on: December 04, 2009, 12:48:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2009, 12:43:44 PM
Well she must peg out soon FFS. She's 85` with a dodgy heart (triple heart bypass 5 years ago). Here sister is even more venomous. She lives nearby. She is a fooking NUN and a really nasty piece of werk  evil:


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« Reply #294 on: December 04, 2009, 12:58:22 PM »
Seroiusly. This one is some kind of community nun. Poverty, chastity and good works and stuff  noooo: Last time we went to her house I sat on the sofa and it collapsed  eeek:

SHe used to come to us for lunch or whatever and practically hoovered up the food then denounced us for being materialistic.

The other sister hated her husband but wouldn't countenance DIVORCE so spent TWENTY YEARS not speaking to husband but communicating only in writing  noooo:  Kids fooked up. He died. Now she is some sort of Line Dancing fanatic  eeek: She lives in Ainsdale, near a famous cake shop  eveilgrin:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #295 on: December 04, 2009, 01:22:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2009, 12:58:22 PM
Seroiusly. This one is some kind of community nun. Poverty, chastity and good works and stuff  noooo: Last time we went to her house I sat on the sofa and it collapsed  eeek:

SHe used to come to us for lunch or whatever and practically hoovered up the food then denounced us for being materialistic.

The other sister hated her husband but wouldn't countenance DIVORCE so spent TWENTY YEARS not speaking to husband but communicating only in writing  noooo:  Kids fooked up. He died. Now she is some sort of Line Dancing fanatic  eeek: She lives in Ainsdale, near a famous cake shop  eveilgrin:

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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #296 on: December 04, 2009, 01:36:25 PM »
That is Mrs Nick's family for you  noooo:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #297 on: December 05, 2009, 06:40:36 AM »
I have invited Mrs Nickout fur lunch for her birthday  scared2:  Chances of this leading to a shagathon seem remote  evil:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #298 on: December 05, 2009, 06:53:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2009, 06:40:36 AM
I have invited Mrs Nickout fur lunch for her birthday  scared2:  Chances of this leading to a shagathon seem remote  evil:
Is that what they call positive mental attitude...?  rubschin:
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Re: Nick speaks
« Reply #299 on: December 05, 2009, 08:08:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 05, 2009, 06:53:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2009, 06:40:36 AM
I have invited Mrs Nickout fur lunch for her birthday  scared2:  Chances of this leading to a shagathon seem remote  evil:
Is that what they call positive mental attitude...?  rubschin:
It's called a death wish.  noooo:
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