Seroiusly. This one is some kind of community nun. Poverty, chastity and good works and stuff

Last time we went to her house I sat on the sofa and it collapsed

SHe used to come to us for lunch or whatever and practically hoovered up the food then denounced us for being materialistic.
The other sister hated her husband but wouldn't countenance DIVORCE so spent TWENTY YEARS not speaking to husband but communicating only in writing

Kids fooked up. He died. Now she is some sort of Line Dancing fanatic

She lives in Ainsdale, near a famous cake shop
