Nick speaks

[GROWLER]

Cost me ?50 

First werd that springs to mind competition anyone? 


























RUG! 

[Nick]

Had the most fantastic argument with Mrs Nick last night. Had to go and throw up afterwards 

[Snoopy]

  I am We are agog.

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

I ventured to raise some of the more, ahem, questionable aspects of her own past. This was not wise  

[Barman]

I ventured to raise some of the more, ahem, questionable aspects of her own past. This was not wise  

Was that strictly necessary at this stage...? 

[Snoopy]

As a mere male you are not permitted to remember such things. She, being female, has the licence to remember everything you have ever said and/or done and to spin that into whatever meaning she cares to put on it, be it true or not.
Men are not  permitted to even apply for that sort of licence.

[Uncle Mort]

I ventured to raise some of the more, ahem, questionable aspects of her own past. This was not wise  

Well that's the moral high ground lost.

[GROWLER]

I ventured to raise some of the more, ahem, questionable aspects of her own past. This was not wise 

So, with you being alledgedly intelligent with a fine and successful education behind you goes and commits a highly dozy and thick cardinal sin....and you expect some sort of sympathy?

[Nick]

I ventured to raise some of the more, ahem, questionable aspects of her own past. This was not wise  

Well that's the moral high ground lost.

[Nick]

I ventured to raise some of the more, ahem, questionable aspects of her own past. This was not wise 

So, with you being alledgedly intelligent with a fine and successful education behind you goes and commits a highly dozy and thick cardinal sin....and you expect some sort of sympathy?

[Snoopy]

You may need this
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[GROWLER]

You need to go and see a top notch electrician with a view to getting your 'ed re-wired you half fully  baked bufoon.  

[Nick]

You need to go and see a top notch electrician with a view to getting your 'ed re-wired you half fully  baked bufoon.  

[GROWLER]

You need to go and see a top notch electrician with a view to getting your 'ed re-wired you half fully  baked bufoon.  

Is that the best defence you can offer.......... ...FFS you bloody halfwit.

Pissed were we p'raps? That's always a great excuse in'it?