Nick speaks

[Miss Demeanour]

Depends if Mrs Nick decides she wants a bit tho doesn't it 

[Nick]

She can fook off. SHe is out of order

[GROWLER]

Depends if Mrs Nick decides she wants a bit tho doesn't it 

After eating all that All Bran too ey? 
What a criminal waste ey?

[GROWLER]

She can fook off. SHe is out of order

Most wimmin are. You only just discovered that you durk?

I've just been bollocked for treading mud into the kitchen ffs.
I Haven't even been in the ferkin' kitchen ffs.

Young Growler is gardening and has problee trodden it in, but does it really matter anyway, DOES IT?

 
Precisely.

[Barman]

She can fook off. SHe is out of order

Painters...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

feeling a bit flushed 

[Nick]

WIMMIN 

[Barman]

 

[GROWLER]

WIMMIN 

Yes, and......

Now what?

[Miss Demeanour]

WIMMIN 

Don't forget Mothers day on Sunday ....you'll want to get her something large and expensive on behalf of The Boy  

[Nick]

I have a shed 

[Miss Demeanour]

Mmmmmm on the list of possible pressies - that wouldn't be near the top 

[GROWLER]

WIMMIN  

Don't forget Mothers day on Sunday ....you'll want to get her something large and expensive on behalf of The Boy  

Another bastard eye watering TWO THOUSAND POUND, YES, TWO UNBELIEVABLE  FRIGGIN THOUSAND POUNDS OF heaving flea ridden rancid rug to match the other rancid heaving flea ridden bastard rag too p'raps?  

[Barman]

I wonder if they'll cut the rug in half as part of the settlement like...? 

Lengthways or crossways I wonder...?

[GROWLER]

I wonder if they'll cut the rug in half as part of the settlement like...?  

Lengthways or crossways I wonder...?

I'd do it for them. My absolute and total pleasure of pleasures.

My maths ain't  too good however.
How many thousand pieces are there in an 'arf like?  

God almighty. I don't half HATE that rug , really I do, just thinking about it raises  my bladder way beyond and over explosive levels