Favourite sandwich fillings

[Darwins Selection]

It seems to be popular down these parts Miss D. 

She has no experience of having to keep warm in an outdoor privy. 

[Barman]

Nobody has mentioned turnips... 

[Miss Demeanour]

I was born on a farm remember  

[Barman]

I was born on a farm remember  

[Miss Demeanour]

Feeling brave BM 

[Barman]

Feeling brave BM 

[Darwins Selection]

I was born on a farm remember  

 




 

[Barman]

I was born on a farm remember  

 




 

A lamb...? 

[Darwins Selection]

I was born on a farm remember  

 




 

A lamb...? 

Silly boy. 

In most pictures an ass is visible though? 

[Miss Demeanour]

But does it look big in the picture 

[Darwins Selection]

But does it look big in the picture 

No, the swaddling cloth is very flattering.

[TG]

Never mind whats in ones sarnie. Lets look for a moment at who made it.

Or more to the point which gender does said sarnie maker belong to.

Wimmin cannot make proper sarnies. All blokes know this.

Wimmin sarnies consist of summat (usually with a high rabbit food content) in the middle of a slice of bread with acres of space between that and the crust.

Bloke sarnies consist of mahooshive filling with a bit of bread on the bottom and (if your not posh or Norgwegian) on the top as well.

It's the same for cobs (insert generic local term such as barm, batch etc here) if a bint makes it you need an MRI scanner to find the filling.

I make my own packed lunch and Mrs TG is quite happy for me to make hers as well funnily enough.

[Grumpmeister]

Anpther one for my list: Bacon, grape and brie pannini 

[Snoopy]

Never mind whats in ones sarnie. Lets look for a moment at who made it.

Or more to the point which gender does said sarnie maker belong to.

Wimmin cannot make proper sarnies. All blokes know this.

Wimmin sarnies consist of summat (usually with a high rabbit food content) in the middle of a slice of bread with acres of space between that and the crust.

Bloke sarnies consist of mahooshive filling with a bit of bread on the bottom and (if your not posh or Norgwegian) on the top as well.

It's the same for cobs (insert generic local term such as barm, batch etc here) if a bint makes it you need an MRI scanner to find the filling.

I make my own packed lunch and Mrs TG is quite happy for me to make hers as well funnily enough.

 

[Barman]

Never mind whats in ones sarnie. Lets look for a moment at who made it.

Or more to the point which gender does said sarnie maker belong to.

Wimmin cannot make proper sarnies. All blokes know this.

Wimmin sarnies consist of summat (usually with a high rabbit food content) in the middle of a slice of bread with acres of space between that and the crust.

Bloke sarnies consist of mahooshive filling with a bit of bread on the bottom and (if your not posh or Norgwegian) on the top as well.

It's the same for cobs (insert generic local term such as barm, batch etc here) if a bint makes it you need an MRI scanner to find the filling.

I make my own packed lunch and Mrs TG is quite happy for me to make hers as well funnily enough.

Wot you said!