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Whinge
« on: October 12, 2009, 11:26:51 AM »
I have conjunctevites conjunctionitis my eyes hurt and I can see bugger all. 8)
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2009, 11:27:27 AM »
I have conjunctevites conjunctionitis my eyes hurt and I can see bugger all. 8)

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Re: Whinge
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2009, 11:41:17 AM »
Bathe eyes in warm water to "unsticky" them. If problem persists, go to a doctor.
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2009, 12:00:54 PM »
Sticky eyes?  shutup:
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2009, 12:10:47 PM »
Yes BM ~ I thought that too ~ sad aren't we?  redface:
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2009, 12:48:18 PM »
Yes BM ~ I thought that too ~ sad aren't we?  redface:
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2009, 02:05:10 PM »
tsk tsk boys ...you and your double entendres  noooo:
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2009, 02:30:35 PM »
Pathetic really...  noooo:
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2009, 06:38:34 PM »
A colleague recently referred to it as a pirates eye. Never heard that expression before  eeek:
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2009, 07:25:11 AM »
I can see where your colleague is coming from. Tony Hancock used to do a brilliant spoof of Robert Newton playing Long John Silver.
This pic shows Newton doing his "Pirate's Eye"

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Re: Whinge
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2009, 07:26:57 AM »
I can see where your colleague is coming from. Tony Hancock used to do a brilliant spoof of Robert Newton playing Long John Silver.
This pic shows Newton doing his "Pirate's Eye"



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Re: Whinge
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2009, 07:28:46 AM »
Whaddya mean "?" ?
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2009, 07:29:37 AM »
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Re: Whinge
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2009, 07:31:42 AM »
Whaddya mean "?" ?

What pic? I see no pic, only a notification that Harvey Jerkwater's account is inactive.

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Re: Whinge
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2009, 07:34:25 AM »
Ditto.