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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Hell hath no fury...
« on: October 13, 2009, 08:06:16 AM »
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31 YEAR OLD FILTHY PIG, goes by the name of Danny, from London, now back living with parents, seeks another unexpecting woman to screw over. Attractive and loose friends are a must.
Potential woman must worship the ground I walk on, despite me having never shown anything remotely close to commitment (other than a drunken engagement).

GSOH is not necessary as I am clearly already funny enough for the both of us. Must not be searching for a LTR, as I will disappoint.

Personal interests include barely being able to hold down a job, lying, manipulating and cheating. Women looking for excitement within the bedroom need not apply.

I am ashamed to say that it made me giggle. redface:
« Last Edit: October 13, 2009, 08:10:46 AM by Miss Creant »
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2009, 08:33:33 AM »
Such honesty ~ could only have been placed by his mother or his ex.  lol:
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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2009, 08:36:26 AM »
Well, it wasn't my mother...  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2009, 09:05:16 AM »
Sounds like someone I used to know  evil:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2009, 09:15:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 13, 2009, 09:05:16 AM
Sounds like someone I used to know  evil:


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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2009, 09:16:41 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2009, 08:36:26 AM
Well, it wasn't my mother...  rubschin:

But then you are a little older than 31 I believe. noooo:
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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2009, 09:25:02 AM »
A LITTLE??????  eeek:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 10:17:12 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 09:25:02 AM
A LITTLE??????  eeek:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


OK I was being polite. redface:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 11:13:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 13, 2009, 10:17:12 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 09:25:02 AM
A LITTLE??????  eeek:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


OK I was being polite. redface:

You are in the wrong pub for that sort of thing.  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2009, 01:55:06 PM »
Oh bugger, got it wrong again. redface:
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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2009, 03:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 09:25:02 AM
A LITTLE??????  eeek:

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Well said oh ancient one  whistle:
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Re: Hell hath no fury...
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2009, 03:22:55 PM »
He may be ancient but he is barking on all eight cylinders. ;)
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