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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2009, 12:43:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2009, 12:30:53 PM
I stood in line at passport control yesterday surrounded by Orthodox Jews.

That always happens to me at airports as well.

Are they always on the move or are they watching VP'ers?  scared2:
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2009, 01:10:21 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2009, 12:43:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2009, 12:30:53 PM
I stood in line at passport control yesterday surrounded by Orthodox Jews.

That always happens to me at airports as well.

Are they always on the move or are they watching VP'ers?  scared2:
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I dunno... there were lots of men with machine guns watching them tho...  scared2:
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2009, 01:57:38 PM »
My manager at Oxfam is a serious god-botherer.

Belief may not do her any harm but the church she is in seems to fcuk her up big style.

I have volunteered to do till duty on Saturday afternoon. But what with me werking like a trojan and the footie being on the radio I may change my mind and stay at home and get pissed whilst making pickled onions. This may mean they have to shut the shop as the safety elf sayeth they must have 2 people in place or the world will end.

God moves in mysterious ways the selfish bastard..

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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2009, 02:13:37 PM »
It's for your own protection.....imagine if you were on your own and had to deal with the local 'nutter' ...you need a witness to corroborate your statement that it was indeed self defence  whistle:
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2009, 02:20:14 PM »
Quote from: TG on October 14, 2009, 01:57:38 PM
God moves in mysterious ways.

What if a shelf load of Dan Brown books were to fall on her.  rubschin:
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2009, 02:22:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 14, 2009, 02:13:37 PM
It's for your own protection.....imagine if you were on your own and had to deal with the local 'nutter' ...you need a witness to corroborate your statement that it was indeed self defence  whistle:

Ah! Charity shop nutters! 

They are a breed apart.

They certainly add entertainment to a day in customer facing charity shop hi jinx let me tell you!   cloud9:

Eee! I could start a thread.

But I wont, cos it's a dammed serious business is nuttiness. Unless it's happening to someone else in which case it can be entertaining in a guilty sort of way.

Not for me though obviously. I weep at the plight of maniacs, especially the 'Do you sell mens studs?' bloke who comes in twice a day and scares the shite out of the ladies.
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2009, 02:25:21 PM »
What are 'mens studs'...?  Shrugs:
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2009, 02:27:24 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 14, 2009, 02:20:14 PM
Quote from: TG on October 14, 2009, 01:57:38 PM
God moves in mysterious ways.

What if a shelf load of Dan Brown books were to fall on her.  rubschin:

Indeed. Act of god innit.

Just as an aside. Dan Brown has got more money than god.

Fascinatingly enough, Dan is in fact the most donated author to Oxfam shops and I think the second or third most purchased.

Now there is a fact you can wheel out on a social occasion and leave your audience breathless.
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2009, 02:28:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2009, 02:25:21 PM
What are 'mens studs'...?  Shrugs:

He is going to find out the hard way soon. (as per my Sig).
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2009, 02:36:19 PM »
Quote from: TG on October 14, 2009, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2009, 02:25:21 PM
What are 'mens studs'...?  Shrugs:

He is going to find out the hard way soon. (as per my Sig).

 lol: lol: lol:

I'd missed the sig...  redface:
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Re: Saint Thérèse of Lisieux
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2009, 02:45:23 PM »
Shirt Studs, for wearing in a dress shirt, by a gentleman  ::)

This set includes matching cuff links and retails at £234.00

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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2009, 02:49:58 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 14, 2009, 02:45:23 PM
Shirt Studs, for wearing in a dress shirt, by a gentleman  ::)

This set includes matching cuff links and retails at ?234.00



Of course your collar is thick leather with chrome studs and a brass tag saying "Snoopy. Battersea"
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2009, 02:50:27 PM »
Exactly!  8)
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2009, 03:17:29 PM »
It is in fact ear studs the drunken, stinking, boring, ugly, annoying (did I say stinking?) git is after?

About ?1.50 from Oxfam. If we have them in stock like. eyes:

Braces. mens braces. We are asked for these several times a week but none are ever donated.

Is there a worldwide braces shortage that I have missed?

If you have braces (save the teeth jokes) wot you no no longer require send them to me and I can sell them for good money for a good cause.

I'm serious!
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Re: Saint Th?r?se of Lisieux
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2009, 03:29:32 PM »
All those ex bankers must have loads of red ones going spare.
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