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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Snoopy's CV
« on: October 15, 2009, 04:30:59 PM »
I am forever impressed by the number of jobs or positions that Snoops has held down....... eyes:

I am now on the hunt for a profession that he hasn't some 1st hand knowledge of  rubschin:

Any ideas folks ?????
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 04:36:52 PM »
 rubschin:

Um...

 tunble:

Errr....

 Shrugs: Nope, he's done everyfink!
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 04:37:00 PM »
Surrogate Mother?
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2009, 04:38:54 PM »
Surrogate Mother?

 ::)

No, he told us about his motherhood back in February 2008...

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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 04:39:51 PM »
 ;D

Dental Hygienist?  rubschin:
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 04:43:56 PM »
Vet  rubschin:
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 04:45:04 PM »
Vet  rubschin:
Veteran? No, he was in the RAF.  ::)
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 05:45:10 PM »
In truth folks I am 62 and have been working since I left school at 15. I have had a lot of jobs because I have never had any "real" qualifications and thus always had to work today to be able to afford to go to work tomorrow. Also made the big mistake of marrying at 19 and having a son before I was 21 so there has always been a need to earn ~ I have never been fussy about what I did as long as it paid more than the previous job.
Given my time again ~ I don't think I would have done it any differently.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 05:46:08 PM »
;D

Dental Hygienist?  rubschin:

Oh I can say "Rinse and spit" and smirk whilst you dribble down your shirt front.  ;D
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 05:46:27 PM »
And we love you for it ...... cloud9:


You are our Alan Sugar  lol:
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 05:47:14 PM »
Wish I had his money  8)
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 05:48:27 PM »
Wish I had his money  8)
Beetroot boiling... that's what you need to do...  ;)
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2009, 05:49:09 PM »
Chick sexer?

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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2009, 05:50:52 PM »
So what is the worst job you have ever had  rubschin:

Mine was working in a chippy when I was 16. Thursday , Friday and Saturday nights and waiting for the pubs to shut before the rabble of pissed up eejits came in wanting to stuff their faces. Then going home stinking of chip fat  noooo:
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Re: Snoopy's CV
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2009, 05:51:09 PM »
And we love you for it ...... cloud9:


You are our Alan Sugar  lol:

I met him once ~ At Mickey Most's House in Barnet  whistle:










Oh yes ~ I too have Hobnobbed in the right circles
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