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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2009, 12:50:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 29, 2009, 12:46:20 PM
You're a dog ...can't you kiss it yourself   whistle:

No need ~ the very attractive practice nurse at my local surgery has just inserted a delicate digit and pronounced that the "dressing" is in place and she will repeat the performance same time tomorrow. She is arranging for Nurse Gladys Emanuel to call on Saturday and Sunday and will resume her duties on Monday.
Not everyday I get a pretty girl willing to go on her knees at the side of the couch and slide her finger up me bum ~ Almost a  cloud9: moment.
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2009, 12:58:12 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2009, 01:03:41 PM »
Floats my boat sweety  eyes:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2009, 01:20:52 PM »
Emmanuel   eyes:  cloud9:
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« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2009, 01:29:52 PM »
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2009, 01:37:39 PM »
You've not seen the Emmanuel films?

Soft porn on Movies24+ at 2200 most nights
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #36 on: October 29, 2009, 02:42:14 PM »
That's BM glued to the satellite TV each night then.  point:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2009, 02:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2009, 02:42:14 PM
That's BM glued to the satellite TV each night then.  point:
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I read the book when I was at school...  whistle:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2009, 03:08:21 PM »
Would that be the satellite TV guide  rubschin:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2009, 04:59:43 PM »
Nurse Gladys Emmanuel  cloud9:

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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2009, 09:02:34 PM »
 cloud9:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2009, 08:21:00 PM »
Before my time.........  whistle:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #42 on: October 31, 2009, 06:53:07 AM »
Still very OUCH!  surrender:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #43 on: October 31, 2009, 09:26:34 AM »
 happy100 happy100 happy100

Will nursey be there to make you feel better shortly ?
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #44 on: October 31, 2009, 09:33:27 AM »
Dunno what time the District Nurse will get here. Only know she/they were sent a fax yesterday asking them to cover the task on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Back to Practice Nurse on Tuesday at midday then repeat ad nauseum.
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