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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #45 on: October 31, 2009, 09:39:34 AM »
And then presumably shortly back to the docs to adjust the meds  noooo:

Sounds like a completely hideous experience tbh
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« Reply #46 on: October 31, 2009, 09:49:34 AM »
Yup!  tunble:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #47 on: October 31, 2009, 09:53:35 AM »


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« Reply #48 on: October 31, 2009, 09:54:25 AM »
District Nurse just rang seeking directions ~ they don't have SatNag apparently.

She will be here sometime this afternoon but has sooooooooooo many calls "up country" (her expression not mine) that she cannot give a time.








 rubschin: Soooooooooooooooo Many calls that at ten to ten she is still faffing about in the clinic making 'phone calls whilst patients "up country" lay on their sick beds waiting for her attention and hoping she will get there before the undertaker.
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« Reply #49 on: November 01, 2009, 09:33:55 AM »
District Nurse is babetastic  eyes:

She is coming back this morning  cloud9:


With forceps  scared2:
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« Reply #50 on: November 01, 2009, 09:35:18 AM »
So you have forgiven her tardiness of yesterday have you?  ;D
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« Reply #51 on: November 01, 2009, 09:35:55 AM »
She has slender and cool fingers  8)
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« Reply #52 on: November 01, 2009, 09:37:15 AM »
Bad dog....down boy  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2009, 09:55:52 AM »
 redface:
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« Reply #54 on: November 01, 2009, 10:13:02 AM »
The poor girl...  noooo:
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« Reply #55 on: November 01, 2009, 10:24:07 AM »
She has been 

She says I am a good patient.cloud9:
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« Reply #56 on: November 02, 2009, 08:57:40 AM »
 scared2: Different nurse due today ~ I doubt whether I shall be lucky enough to get another babetastic one.

Back to the surgery tomorrow to see Practice Nurse and Doctor.
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« Reply #57 on: November 02, 2009, 09:06:20 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 08:57:40 AM
scared2: Different nurse due today ~ I doubt whether I shall be lucky enough to get another babetastic one.

Back to the surgery tomorrow to see Practice Nurse and Doctor.
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« Reply #58 on: November 02, 2009, 09:13:08 AM »
For those of a strong disposition: Yesterday the Babetastic District Nurse discovered that the cavity beneath the site of the abscess was empty. It should have a "packing" of sterile gauze and antibiotics. She could not say if the hospital had failed to pack the cavity properly or if I have simply "lost" it whilst answering nature's call. Never the less she felt obliged to repack it ~ this time, of course, I did not have the benefit of anaesthetic                              sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

This morning nature issued another summons. Have you ever tried to sh*t with half your arse wodged with gauze and a sterile dressing?  surrender:

Anyone got a simple DIY method of removing teeth marks from the toilet door? sad24:
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Re: Bloody NHS ~ Good in parts. Awful in others.
« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2009, 09:51:20 AM »
Bite the toilet roll next time...bit softer
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