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The empty room!
« on: July 02, 2007, 06:17:58 PM »
OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.

I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 06:27:07 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 02, 2007, 06:17:58 PM
OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.

I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!

Maybe we don't know many jokes or maybe we make the jokes as we go along on the other pages. rubschin:

P'raps it is because there are comparatively few of us as the site is new. whistle:

The Cat does it's best but making several jokes in one post does make the post count look smaller than the joke count.

There I've added another one for you.

I note that "The Other Place" has managed only 304 posts in three years in their comedy room, we have 157 in three months ~ but then they are not known for their humour are they?


By The Way: Hello and welcome ~ what kept you?
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 08:32:05 PM »
He hung around.

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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 05:13:46 AM »
What? There is a room for jokes? Bloody hell!

Tries a joke....

Severn Trent informs customers that there will still be a hose pipe ban this summer, the current bad weather is giving us the wrong type of rain.....

Just thought I would do a test run on here...


My mate crashed into one of those new Skoda's yesterday.. there was bloody jam and sponge everywhere!
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2007, 07:37:58 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on July 03, 2007, 05:13:46 AM
What? There is a room for jokes? Bloody hell!

Tries a joke....

Severn Trent informs customers that there will still be a hose pipe ban this summer, the current bad weather is giving us the wrong type of rain.....

Just thought I would do a test run on here...


My mate crashed into one of those new Skoda's yesterday.. there was bloody jam and sponge everywhere!
I smite you for posting 'off room'...

The Skoda one was good tho...
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2007, 07:39:23 AM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 02, 2007, 06:17:58 PM
OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.

I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!
It?s the newness of it as Snoops says ? also, most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?

Feel free to take yourself off there and make some posts - applaud awaits you.  whistle:
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2007, 09:13:30 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2007, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 02, 2007, 06:17:58 PM
OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.

I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!

Maybe we don't know many jokes or maybe we make the jokes as we go along on the other pages. rubschin:

P'raps it is because there are comparatively few of us as the site is new. whistle:

The Cat does it's best but making several jokes in one post does make the post count look smaller than the joke count.

There I've added another one for you.

I note that "The Other Place" has managed only 304 posts in three years in their comedy room, we have 157 in three months ~ but then they are not known for their humour are they?


By The Way: Hello and welcome ~ what kept you?

Tracking you buggers down is what kept me!

Still, a bit of detective work and the answer appeared - you really don't want to know where from  cry:
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2007, 09:17:59 AM »
The other other place?

What if we all have to decamp from here? How many others will there be?  eeek:
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2007, 09:29:17 AM »
With all the trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
 
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey' died peacefully at the age of 93.


The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started....

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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2007, 10:23:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2007, 09:29:17 AM
With all the trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
 
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey' died peacefully at the age of 93.


The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started....


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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2007, 10:23:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2007, 07:39:23 AM
most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)

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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2007, 10:39:19 AM »
Well I can't hang around here all day. Carlisle beckons. Bye
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2007, 10:43:29 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2007, 10:39:19 AM
Well I can't hang around here all day. Carlisle beckons. Bye

Belinda ?
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2007, 10:58:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2007, 07:37:58 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on July 03, 2007, 05:13:46 AM
What? There is a room for jokes? Bloody hell!

Tries a joke....

Severn Trent informs customers that there will still be a hose pipe ban this summer, the current bad weather is giving us the wrong type of rain.....

Just thought I would do a test run on here...


My mate crashed into one of those new Skoda's yesterday.. there was bloody jam and sponge everywhere!
I smite you for posting 'off room'...

The Skoda one was good tho...
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Re: The empty room!
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2007, 12:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2007, 10:23:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2007, 07:39:23 AM
most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)

Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?

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O.K.?
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