So after craving an apple pie and ice cream all day ...I had me dinner and then half an hour later put the pie in t'ut oven . Another 20 minutes later go to take it out the oven and only burn my thumb by touching the feckin side of the oven when pulling my prize out of it
Bloomin hurts
It's obviously not my fault and someone on a much higher level is trying to prevent me from scoffing my face tonight
It's a conspiracy I tells ya
