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Offline barmisspah?

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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #135 on: November 11, 2009, 05:10:11 PM »
As I'm sure Barman & Snoops will agree, it doesn't get any easier the older they get !

Saddlers daughter will be 29 on Saturday & she still expects Daddy to bail her out of trouble.
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #136 on: November 11, 2009, 06:08:09 PM »
Oh yes ~ I stopped at the church door to say "It's not too late, say the word and we are back in that car and out of here"
"Oh no Daddy ~ This is what I want"
So I walked her down the aisle and gave her away.

5 years or less later the phone rang.
"Daddy I can't stand another minute can you come and collect me and the baby?"

So I drove 250 miles through the night and took her back. Banghead
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #137 on: November 11, 2009, 06:11:39 PM »
Oh christus... I haven't been through that one yet...  noooo:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #138 on: November 11, 2009, 06:12:58 PM »
Don't worry BM ~ we found her another husband  whistle:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #139 on: November 11, 2009, 06:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 11, 2009, 06:12:58 PM
Don't worry BM ~ we found her another husband  whistle:
We haven't paid for the first bloody wedding yet!  cussing:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #140 on: November 11, 2009, 08:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 11, 2009, 06:14:55 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 11, 2009, 06:12:58 PM
Don't worry BM ~ we found her another husband  whistle:
We haven't paid for the first bloody wedding yet!  cussing:

Christ on a bike. I hadn't even considerd that pending financial disaster. Banghead

First whiff of any geezers 'round 'ere, and I'll be heading off back to them there 'ills with me furry mates.  cloud9:
Totally irresponsible I know, but a skint bear has to do what a skint  bear has to do. happy088

Speed that signature of mine up about 100 times, and add some paw smoke to get some sort of idea of the rapidness of my departure.
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #141 on: November 11, 2009, 08:59:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 11, 2009, 06:14:55 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 11, 2009, 06:12:58 PM
Don't worry BM ~ we found her another husband  whistle:
We haven't paid for the first bloody wedding yet!  cussing:

I paid for the first one ~ after that she paid for any subsequent weddings. Seemed that might put a brake on her and so far it has worked. ;D
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #142 on: November 11, 2009, 09:48:25 PM »
The Brat was given ?20 on Monday for lunches at school. Today is Wednesday ...I would have thought that lunch being ?3.50 a day she can manage with that. especially as tomorrow she has a target setting day and is only required to be in school for half an hour and Friday they have an inset day  Banghead Banghead Banghead

She is in a foul mood tonight - I am steering clear. We have already had one tiff. So in she comes and apologises for being rude  eeek: - then says she is going to go shopping tomorrow with her friend after her target setting interview thing. Fine I say.

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She's still standing there  whistle:

"You alright" I ask ?

"Well since you ask mutha" ..she says..."could I have some money to go shopping with ?"....

" What happened to the ?20 I gave you on Monday " I politely enquire


this results in an astonished look , an puff of hot air out of her mouth and then incredibly " I can't believe you're gonna be like that " she says

Strop, stomp, storm upstairs

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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #143 on: November 11, 2009, 10:58:15 PM »
Give it 15 years and she will be fine.
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #144 on: November 11, 2009, 11:21:16 PM »
Miss D will be 57 then
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #145 on: November 12, 2009, 05:49:07 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on November 11, 2009, 11:21:16 PM
Miss D will be 57 then
Stalker alert!  point:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #146 on: November 12, 2009, 07:38:52 AM »
My age is no secret .... I am not in denial  whistle:

How are the 50th birthday celebration plans coming along for next year  lol:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #147 on: November 12, 2009, 08:36:27 AM »
We are recycling the celebrations of my 60th  evil:

« Last Edit: November 12, 2009, 08:40:59 AM by Snoopy »
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #148 on: November 12, 2009, 08:38:54 AM »
Is getting old (er) a pet hate for all of us then  whistle:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #149 on: November 12, 2009, 08:40:23 AM »
No ~ just the paucity of celebrations  sad24:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ttXhBgnQns&feature
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