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Pet Hates
« on: November 08, 2009, 01:59:05 PM »
Mine is having to refill the bloody stapler  Angry9:

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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2009, 02:02:45 PM »
Cleaning the toilet  evil:
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Re: Pet Hates
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Re: Pet Hates
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2009, 02:23:00 PM »
Emptying the bin in the kitchen...  evil:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2009, 02:33:58 PM »
So many hates and so little time  evil: evil: evil:

In no particular order:
Cleaning the goldfish.
Finding "someone" hasn't flushed and left a hooooge floater behind them.
Mending burst pipes in the frost.
Emptying the kitchen bin.
Burying pets when they die.
Finding that a pet has died.

I shall add more when my blood pressure drops!

« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 02:37:20 PM by Snoopy »
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 02:39:57 PM »
Fat rude nurses who expect to be treated like "Angels of Mercy".
Blokes with food stuck in their beards.
Doctor's receptionists who think they know better than either the Doctor or the Patient.
Bus Drivers.
My Husband in Law, who is a total prat.
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 02:42:27 PM »

My Husband in Law, who is a total prat.


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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2009, 02:43:19 PM »
Gavin Henson ~ in fact most Welsh Rugby Players.
John Motson's football commentaries.
Gordon Brown's manner of speaking ~ in fact Gordon Brown.
Microsoft marketing policies.
Police officers who forget that they can only police with the consent of the public .... EG Chief Constable Brunstrom.

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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2009, 02:44:06 PM »

My Husband in Law, who is a total prat.


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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2009, 02:44:53 PM »
Pirate ~ this is a door you may wish you had never opened.  ;)
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2009, 02:48:50 PM »
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Sorry...I should have limited it to one example. But better out than in...you will feel a lot better now.

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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2009, 02:49:46 PM »
Beetroot in any form
Liver with or without bacon and onions
Celery
Northern Accented presenters on Radio 2
Chris Evans
Chris Moyles






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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2009, 02:54:37 PM »

He married my ex-wife ~ what would you call him (in polite company or in the hearing of the children)?

Brave  lol:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2009, 02:57:01 PM »

He married my ex-wife ~ what would you call him (in polite company or in the hearing of the children)?

Brave  lol:

F*cking stoopid was my first thought. 8)
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