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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #75 on: November 10, 2009, 02:12:31 PM »
Tattoos....  sick2:

And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips!  noooo:

Oh yes, and even werser on wimmin.
EVEN Mrs Growler agrees with me on this one!! eeek:

Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
I know, I told Miss D that when she was here...  noooo:

No....she hasn't.  eeek:

I don't believe it. noooo:
Disgusterous growler...  noooo:

I'll be 'avin' werds with her if this is true, oh yes. eveilgrin:
You tell her... she wouldn't listen to me...  noooo:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #76 on: November 10, 2009, 02:16:58 PM »
Tattoos....  sick2:

And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips!  noooo:

Oh yes, and even werser on wimmin.
EVEN Mrs Growler agrees with me on this one!! eeek:

Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
I know, I told Miss D that when she was here...  noooo:

No....she hasn't.  eeek:

I don't believe it. noooo:
Disgusterous growler...  noooo:

I'll be 'avin' werds with her if this is true, oh yes. eveilgrin:
You tell her... she wouldn't listen to me...  noooo:

Oh I WILL.No worries there.
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #77 on: November 10, 2009, 02:18:23 PM »
Is this a genuite tat BM or did you wait till Miss D was totally pissed then went to work with a permanent marker?  whistle:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #78 on: November 10, 2009, 02:19:59 PM »
Is this a genuite tat BM or did you wait till Miss D was totally pissed then went to work with a permanent marker?  whistle:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #79 on: November 10, 2009, 02:21:08 PM »
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #80 on: November 10, 2009, 02:24:11 PM »
Is this a genuite tat BM or did you wait till Miss D was totally pissed then went to work with a permanent marker?  whistle:
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You ask her...

Dear Miss D,

                 Is Zorbald correct in saying you have 'Come and gerrit lads'  tattoed on your arse? And if so is it a genuine tat or did he get mischevous with a permanent marker after getting you pissed?

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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #81 on: November 10, 2009, 02:59:16 PM »
No I feckin do not have any markings on my bod  evil:

They are disgusterous

I only have a few freckles on my back and that is all  whistle:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #82 on: November 10, 2009, 03:06:43 PM »
No I feckin do not have any markings on my bod  evil:

They are disgusterous

I only have a few freckles on my back and that is all  whistle:


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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #83 on: November 10, 2009, 03:11:19 PM »
No I feckin do not have any markings on my bod  evil:

They are disgusterous

I only have a few freckles on my back and that is all  whistle:


Perfection then ~ because even perfection needs a minor flaw to show it off  ;)

Aha, I always wondered why LL put up with Zorbald  whistle:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #84 on: November 10, 2009, 03:32:00 PM »
I must have been thinking of somebody else like....  redface:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #85 on: November 10, 2009, 05:03:25 PM »
You've been branding goats in your sleep, haven't you?  whistle:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #86 on: November 10, 2009, 05:03:59 PM »
You've been branding goats in your sleep, haven't you?  whistle:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #87 on: November 10, 2009, 05:08:54 PM »
On topic ...

Cyclists in the dark without lights, reflectors etc  evil:
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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #88 on: November 10, 2009, 06:23:54 PM »
No I feckin do not have any markings on my bod  evil:

They are disgusterous

I only have a few freckles on my back and that is all  whistle:


Perfection then ~ because even perfection needs a minor flaw to show it off  ;)

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Re: Pet Hates
« Reply #89 on: November 10, 2009, 08:43:23 PM »