He's only a piss artist not an artistic artist
M.D. Please accept my 'umblest of apologies for even doubting that your body is nowt but a mystic temple of unrivaled 'eavenly untatooed heavenly delight of feministic booty, just as I believed all along.
B.M. YOU ARE A RAMPAGING TROUBLEMAKING SHIT STIRRING OLD BALDY TWAT.