Miss D's never ending list of things I don't understand

[Miss Demeanour]

To people that merit it obviously 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

Does this thread need updating like? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I give up - I am never meant to understand

[Nick]

 

And who are these deities of confusion who thrust this upon you?

[Bar Wench]

I'd keep it a secret. I think we'd manage it too as we'd simply up and leave the area.

The Wench family were convinced we'd won. We are in mourning. 

[GROWLER]

I wonder how many, "Hi, haven't spoken to you for ages"    phone calls they are going to receive now, bastard vultures.

[Bar Wench]

I'd call 'em. 

Why do people email you out of the blue, request your news and then never get in touch again?

[Pirate]

I wonder how many, "Hi, haven't spoken to you for ages"    phone calls they are going to receive now, bastard vultures.

They're not answering the phone

[GROWLER]

Stuff the money, not that I'm saying a couple of hundred grand wouldn't come in handy like, but quite frankly, I'd rather be skint and reasonably content rather than go slithering around there cadging and begging.

[Snoopy]

I'd call 'em. 

Why do people email you out of the blue, request your news and then never get in touch again?

Perhaps because they never get an answer from you