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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Girls Football
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:54:05 AM »
The Brat is in a gerls football team for the borough - she thoroughly enjoys it - I now understand why  whistle:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/early-doors/article/209917/

This violent femme's performance certainly puts the furore surrounding Liverpool striker David Ngog's dive into perspective. To paraphrase Spinal Tap's David St Hubbins, perhaps too much perspective.

Lambert has been suspended indefinitely by New Mexico University's team, the Lobos, after she brutally kicked, punched and pulled hair during the 1-0 defeat to Brigham Young University in the Mountain West Conference semi-final last week.

Lambert, who is majoring in occupational therapy, issued an apology, saying: "I am deeply and wholeheartedly regretful for my actions. My actions were uncalled for. I let my emotions get the best of me in a heated situation.

"This is in no way indicative of my character or the soccer player that I am. I am sorry to my coaches and team-mates for any and all damages I have brought upon them."

And the damages she brought upon her opponents, as Lambert struck out with great vengeance and furious anger on any BYU player that crossed her path.

First the 20-year-old is caught digging a punch between the shoulder blades of Carlee Payne in retaliation for an elbow from the BYU goal scorer.

Their feud continued as they chased a long ball and Lambert managed to land a blow to Payne full in the face, before later diving in with a reducer that would have made Ron 'Chopper' Harris proud.

But it was Payne's team-mate Kassidy Shumway who got the roughest treatment of all. The forward fell on the ball after being fouled by Lambert, but that didn't stop our heroine kicking both ball and player on the ground, and later yanking her opponent's ponytail with whiplash-inducing force that left her flat on the turf.

Allowed her hormones to get the better of her   noooo:  - don't you wish they'd use soem original excuses  evil:





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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 01:15:51 PM »
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 08:18:11 PM »
My team would never be that dirty

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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 08:45:57 PM »
Oh dear  noooo:

How long did you spend searching for just the 'right' picture  whistle:
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 08:48:19 PM »
Had it saved for the right occasion  eyes:
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 08:52:01 PM »
Hope you're not getting RSI searching through your collection ...trying to find it of course  whistle:
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 08:56:25 PM »
My wrist does ache sometimes
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 09:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on November 11, 2009, 08:56:25 PM
My wrist does ache sometimes

How's your eyesight?  whistle:
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 09:17:09 PM »
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 09:18:13 PM »
I'll leave you to it  ::)
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 09:26:52 PM »
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 09:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 11, 2009, 09:18:13 PM
I'll leave you to it  ::)

Please dont leave me...I'll never do it again, honest...It wasn't me...they made me do it...it wasn't my fault...I ran out of petrol... I had a flat tyre...someone stole my car...there was an earthquake...IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 09:39:13 PM »
Oh well ...as long as it wasn't the 'voices ' telling you to do it ...I'll stay  cloud9:
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Re: Girls Football
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2009, 09:42:59 PM »
 sparkle:
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