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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2009, 04:32:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 12, 2009, 04:30:56 PM
For what it's worth I have no problem with what you did.  The MIL rather than the whole train thing.  There sometimes comes a time when retaliation is the only sensible option, for many reasons, your own sanity being one of them. eveilgrin:

So what should he do next as the sanity appears to be untouched?
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2009, 04:33:47 PM »
As a matter of interest; were you clutching a cake when you jumped in front of the train...?  rubschin:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2009, 04:39:49 PM »
No.
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2009, 04:42:57 PM »
A baguette?
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2009, 04:44:14 PM »
I may have left that in the helicopter redface:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2009, 04:44:44 PM »
 lol: lol:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2009, 04:47:43 PM »
I should add that the person who called the police was asked to describe me. He said I looked like Captain Birdseye. This apparently proved sufficent for them to identify me. redface:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2009, 04:49:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2009, 04:32:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 12, 2009, 04:30:56 PM
For what it's worth I have no problem with what you did.  The MIL rather than the whole train thing.  There sometimes comes a time when retaliation is the only sensible option, for many reasons, your own sanity being one of them. eveilgrin:

So what should he do next as the sanity appears to be untouched?

I refer the honourable gentleman here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/ww2outbreak/7907.shtml?all=2&id=7907

Just because you have a piece of paper does not make a thing fact.
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2009, 04:50:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 12, 2009, 04:47:43 PM
I should add that the person who called the police was asked to describe me. He said I looked like Captain Birdseye. This apparently proved sufficent for them to identify me. redface:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2009, 04:54:51 PM »
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2009, 04:56:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 12, 2009, 04:47:43 PM
I should add that the person who called the police was asked to describe me. He said I looked like Captain Birdseye. This apparently proved sufficent for them to identify me. redface:



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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2009, 05:00:00 PM »
I have had nothing to do with parrots since that incident 10 years ago
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2009, 05:30:44 PM »
In your own time ...

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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2009, 05:49:51 PM »
Fooking thing nearly fooking circumcised me  evil:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2009, 06:47:06 PM »
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