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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2009, 09:25:06 PM »
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2009, 09:47:12 PM »
The incident occurred (I'm sure Nick won't mind me relating it to save him the trouble) when Mr & Mrs Nick were in their younger years and had decided to go for a drink at a local hostelry. The landlord happened to be in possession of a grey parrot and by all accounts it was habitually free from its cage. Nick described it as a particularly fooking vicious parrot, specially in the beak department.
Apparently the parrot decided to perch on Nick who was sporting a fine suit at the time and, either being an animal lover or scared to retaliate, he let it roam upon his person. The parrot started his adventure by nipping off the buttons of his suit jacket one by one and, having none left started to explore the trouser area...

One can only imagine what happened next as the parrot found a feast of smaller buttons to get its beak around  eeek:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2009, 09:51:58 PM »
Money grabbing birds in pubs eh  whistle:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2009, 09:59:59 PM »
In this instance I reckon "A bird in the hand is probably worth strangling!"
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2009, 05:27:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 12, 2009, 09:51:58 PM
Money grabbing birds in pubs eh  whistle:
Or even money grabbing bird in pubes!  eeek:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2009, 08:35:11 AM »
If someone hadn't offered it some chips I'd be Jewish by now
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2009, 08:38:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 13, 2009, 08:35:11 AM
If someone hadn't offered it some chips I'd be Jewish by now
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2009, 08:40:35 AM »
It's not funny evil:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2009, 08:43:13 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 13, 2009, 08:40:35 AM
It's not funny evil:
No... I can see how serious it all is....  redface:














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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2009, 08:47:55 AM »
You try safely removing a parrot from your underpants
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2009, 08:49:31 AM »
Should have offered it a cracker!
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2009, 09:07:15 AM »
With hindsight, letting it into your underpants wasn't the wisest thing you've ever done...  noooo:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #42 on: November 13, 2009, 09:08:36 AM »
I didn't "let it in", it broke in
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #43 on: November 13, 2009, 09:09:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 13, 2009, 09:08:36 AM
I didn't "let it in", it broke in
Of course... the parrot circumvented all your security measures...  point:
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Re: Revenge on my mother in law: a confession
« Reply #44 on: November 13, 2009, 09:12:41 AM »
Anyway, my MiL is, it seems, fretting about her ex-favourite nephew and is planning to give him a piece of her mind
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