..and no doubt...

[GROWLER]

Never apologise...you bring me much joy  

Ey?  

How's that then gorgeous?  

THAT has NEVER been said to me...EVER!  

I'm going to celebrate that by opening up a new bottle of Glenfiddich. Cheers!

'Spect your mum did, you were just too little to understand

Well,   yes, problee.

I'm generally disliked in the main cus i snarl and growl a lot. Life and people in general agitate me no end, and some don't like it when I speak me mind like.

[Nick]

I doubt it 

Did she ever leave you on a doorstep, like?

[GROWLER]

I doubt it 

Did she ever leave you on a doorstep, like?

That's nice, in'it?

 

[Miss Demeanour]

THAT has NEVER been said to me...EVER!  
The first four werds have been yelled at me regulary mind, usually followed by shit grief or heartache.

I'm going to celebrate that by opening up a new bottle of Glenfiddich. Cheers!

Cos you make I laugh ever so much ...even when you are in full flow of uncontained rage

I often sit at work / home and read some of yours ( and others here)  postings and have to stifle my giggles

[GROWLER]

Get yerself round here you grumpy sod

Well if I knew where 'HERE' was now......

You still on a train in Staffordshire?

[Nick]

I am here tomorrow 

[GROWLER]

THAT has NEVER been said to me...EVER!  
The first four werds have been yelled at me regulary mind, usually followed by shit grief or heartache.

I'm going to celebrate that by opening up a new bottle of Glenfiddich. Cheers!

Cos you make I laugh ever so much ...even when you are in full flow of uncontained rage

I often sit at work / home and read some of yours ( and others here)  postings and have to stifle my giggles

I don't intend being funny most of the time, but if it makes you 'appy, then that puts a smile on me mush. 

[Nick]

She is trying not to disturb Sven I think

[GROWLER]

I am here tomorrow 

Where? Stafforfshire on a train still?

What's up with it? Puncture?

[Darwins Selection]

I am here tomorrow 

Where? Stafforfshire on a train still?

What's up with it? Puncture?

'Wrong kind of passenger'

[GROWLER]

She is trying not to disturb Sven I think

Who? Sven? Who? Ericson?

WTF are you on about.... or on?

[GROWLER]

I am here tomorrow 

Where? Stafforfshire on a train still?

What's up with it? Puncture?

'Wrong kind of passenger'

Absolutelybloodylutelydootly.

[Miss Demeanour]

Sven is Nick's creation. He apparently is the man you need when you need to get a man in who will solve all my problems 

He does not actually exist 

[Darwins Selection]

Sven is Nick's creation. He apparently is the man you need when you need to get a man in who will solve all my problems 

He does not actually exist 

Imaginary friend?

[Nick]

Sven is Nick's creation. He apparently is the man you need when you need to get a man in who will solve all my problems 

He does not actually exist