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Offline GROWLER

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Crap Factor frenzy
« on: November 15, 2009, 08:38:24 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8361023.stm

...and guess who's to blame apparently. The council. ::)

"All hell has broken loose. Look what they (the crowd) have done. There are a load of people on the floor and policemen are picking them up. People just don't care, they've just lost it." [/color] [/b]

Well tell us something we didn't already know why don't you? noooo:
Just about sums up the sheepies of this cuntry ey? Banghead
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 08:45:11 AM »
So who were your 'idols' when you were younger then bear and  how far would you have gone to see them , listen to them or be near them  rubschin:

I went past a WHSmith's a couple of weeks ago and there was a queue that went on for feckin ages ..this was about 9 o clock in the morning - apparently there was a book signing by Katie Price taking place at 11  ::)

Oh FFS - even at that point there were far too many people there and there would be no chance that she could forge her signature that many times, no matter how lucrative the possibility of that many people buying her book would be  noooo: . But we don't like to say no to people do we  - not in the name of money or publicity  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 08:54:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 15, 2009, 08:45:11 AM
So who were your 'idols' when you were younger then bear and what how far would you have gone to see them , listen to them or be near them  rubschin:



The Beatles, but I was too young to be allowed to go and see them... apparently.  sad32:

The worst that used to happen was screaming hysterical hormonal girlies fainting.  ::)
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 09:25:03 AM »
Never mind ~ the man from the Council has said "Lessons will be learned"

Perhaps the first lesson should be that crowds will turn up, even for crap acts, if the concert is free. It's their rights innit.  ::)
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 11:24:56 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 15, 2009, 08:45:11 AM
I went past a WHSmith's a couple of weeks ago and there was a queue that went on for feckin ages ..this was about 9 o clock in the morning - apparently there was a book signing by Katie Price taking place at 11  ::)

Just what the hell has she done with her life that needs four biographies to tell her story?

Grumpy's concise Jordan biography...

Gormless ugly slapper makes her name on her back taking her clothes off until she looks too raddled to keep up with younger models. Probably tries releasing a sec tape with a 1 hit wonder popular with the yoof to maintain her popularity before fading into obscurity. Brought  back by seducing thw thick washed up aussie in the jungle she enjoys a couple of years of reality shows before deciding she can do better and ditches him to bed any guy with a pulse before settling for a cage fighting cro-magnon shag. After throwing a tantrum because she wasnt allowed in the china white tent at a polo match so she goes to a cage fighting match with cro-magnon shag where she gets attacked by a bunch of gypsies who mistake her for their runaway cart horse

The end.
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 11:36:40 AM »
She said no to you didn't she  whistle:
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 01:40:39 PM »
Having had the misfortune of meeting her once I wouldnt touch her with BM's Miss D.  sick2:
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2009, 01:43:37 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2009, 01:46:33 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2009, 01:40:39 PM
Having had the misfortune of meeting her once I wouldnt touch her with BM's Miss D.  sick2:

Has BM got a Miss D  eeek: ...is there another   eeek: eeek:....oh the copyright infringement ...I have been replaced  sad24:
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 01:48:24 PM »
Not much of a story Nick, I was dragged down to a bar she was appearing at and she chatted to the group I was with. Didnt take long for me to decide she was dumb, but ugly once the make up was removed and so far up her own arse she could lick her tonsils clean.

As if you could ever be replaced Miss D.  happy100

 
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 07:07:26 PM »
Hey, Miss D, I travelled far and wide to meet my idols when I was a yoof. But because I wasn't a hysterical female,my idols acted like adults and so did I.


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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 07:12:48 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

I can't remember ever being obsessed by any pop group or 'star'  when I was a teen. I liked a few actors  redface: tho - but not enough to waste any effort on them  noooo:
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 08:44:07 PM »
Nor they on you  whistle:
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 08:45:57 PM »
Very true  sad24:
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Re: Crap Factor frenzy
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 08:48:41 PM »
That Martin Shaw doesn't know waht a lucky escape he had what he missed
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