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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Cosmetic Surgery
« on: November 16, 2009, 08:57:26 AM »
Women wanting cosmetic surgery are more at risk than ever from 'greedy' doctors and supermarketstyle offers, experts warn.

Women are being damaged by procedures sold directly to them and products that do not undergo rigorous testing for efficacy and safety. Many procedures, such as barbed thread facelifts ? where a thread with a barbed hook is inserted under the skin to pull it taught ? fall out of fashion as complications and lack of effectiveness emerge.

Nigel Mercer, president of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, said: 'We have reached a stage where public expectation, driven by media hype and professional greed, has brought us to a perfect storm in the cosmetic surgical market.'
He added that a 'massive increase in marketing', including discount vouchers, 2-for-1 offers and holidays with surgery, was also to blame.
'In no other area of medicine is there such an unregulated mess,' said Mr Mercer



If I had decided I needed any work done and went to see someone who was going to operate on me and they then  proceeded to offer  me a 2 for 1 deal I would out of that door before you know it.

I know people that have gone abroad to get dental work done - simply because it is so much cheaper and it seems to have gone ok - must admit I would be extremely hesitant to do such a thing.

But this whole area does seem to be a licence to print money and prey on the vanity women ( on which we are so vulnerable  noooo: )



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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2009, 09:00:37 AM »
Not a matter that will ever concern me  sparkle:

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2009, 09:05:35 AM »
I'm sure they can do something for over sized heads  whistle:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2009, 09:09:29 AM »
Necessary to balance my oversized d*ck!  whistle:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2009, 09:11:55 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2009, 09:42:49 AM »
Necessary to balance my oversized d*ck!  whistle:

Self praise and all that  whistle:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2009, 10:14:06 AM »
Necessary to balance my oversized d*ck!  whistle:

Self praise and all that  whistle:

If I don't no bugger else will.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 02:52:31 PM »
Tattoo removal - BOGOF!  whistle:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2009, 03:24:33 PM »
Soo have you managed to get rid of all of them BM?
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2009, 03:30:19 PM »
Soo have you managed to get rid of all of them BM?
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2009, 03:31:16 PM »
You and Snoopy both eh  ::)
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2009, 03:31:54 PM »
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2009, 07:09:51 PM »
Some good news for you and Snoops, BM  whistle:

Damaged human genitals could eventually be restored to full function after penis tissue has been successfully grown in the laboratory and implanted into animals.

Scientists in the United States have replaced the erectile tissue of rabbits with a cultured version grown from cells in a dish, restoring normal sexual function and allowing the animals to father offspring.

The research is the most successful attempt yet to engineer penis tissue that works normally when implanted, and promises to have benefits for reconstructive surgery for human patients.

Another potential application is in cosmetic surgery for penis enlargement, though this will be limited by the risk of damage to a healthy organ
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2009, 07:15:38 PM »
Some good news for you and Snoops, BM  whistle:

Damaged human genitals could eventually be restored to full function after penis tissue has been successfully grown in the laboratory and implanted into animals.

Scientists in the United States have replaced the erectile tissue of rabbits with a cultured version grown from cells in a dish, restoring normal sexual function and allowing the animals to father offspring.

The research is the most successful attempt yet to engineer penis tissue that works normally when implanted, and promises to have benefits for reconstructive surgery for human patients.

Another potential application is in cosmetic surgery for penis enlargement, though this will be limited by the risk of damage to a healthy organ


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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2009, 07:27:54 PM »
For professinonal reasons I spent some time a few years back reading girls' teen mags  redface:

The agony and advice columns were amazing and one question stuck in my mind: "What is a penis made of?"
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