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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2009, 07:32:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2009, 07:27:54 PM
For professinonal reasons I spent some time a few years back reading girls' teen mags  redface:

The agony and advice columns were amazing and one question stuck in my mind: "What is a penis made of?"
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Usually a sports car, a job in the banking sector or politics and delusional self belief  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2009, 07:34:02 PM »
It is clear you have had some unpleasant experiences with penises/peni and their attachments  noooo:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2009, 07:36:39 PM »
Thank you Dr Nick  lol:

I think I'm over the worst of it now though  rubschin:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2009, 07:43:37 PM »
I thought it was slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails...  rubschin:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2009, 07:46:07 PM »
No, in your case marshmallow  whistle:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2009, 07:47:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2009, 07:43:37 PM
I thought it was slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails...  rubschin:

Well that may well take account of your looks but I was referring to bigger knobheads  whistle:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2009, 07:49:52 PM »
Nobody loves me...  sad24:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2009, 07:51:55 PM »
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2009, 07:55:03 PM »
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2009, 08:21:47 PM »
I have no need of penis implants thank you and if you want to confirm that statement you only have to ask. whistle:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2009, 08:24:48 PM »
It's alright ...I seen the reference to it in the Guinness Book of World Records   ::)
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« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2009, 08:26:31 PM »
He whittled it himself out of real organic wood  ::)
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2009, 08:28:48 PM »
Nothing like a good bit of olive wood......... several hundred years old razz:
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2009, 08:50:17 PM »
I have pondered on this thread for a while now.   I am the first to admit that I am rapidly heading toward 50, my body parts are heading south and it's not just for the winter and I have had children,  (for those not in the know children = stretch marks  redface:)on the whole they were my own.  Would I want my bits tampered with, no, on the whole not, especially not on a buy one get one free basis. I want to grow old disgracefully in my own unaltered body. I sort of know my way around it now. cloud9:













I used to have a very nice polished olive wood cheese board.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2009, 08:58:41 PM »
MMmmmmmm

If I had the money and the time off work there  is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done  - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start  lol:

However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too

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