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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #60 on: November 18, 2009, 04:34:41 PM »
Take one snake. Pop it in the microwave.....?
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #61 on: November 18, 2009, 04:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2009, 04:34:41 PM
Take one snake. Pop it in the microwave.....?
No, you have to squeeze it to get the oil out....  ::)
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #62 on: November 18, 2009, 04:41:59 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 18, 2009, 04:39:53 PM
Take one snake out of the microwave and pop it in the mangle  whistle:
No, it has to be fresh and writhing (and venomous) when you squeeze the oil out...  ::)
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2009, 04:42:15 PM »
Take one snake out of the microwave and pop it in the mangle  whistle:


Mars Oil is a dressing oil for leather ~ it is much favoured by the huntin' 'n' shootin' fraternity for use on saddles, tack and boots.

Too quick BM ~ sorry I wanted to add something, ended up posting it twice and then removed both posts, hereby reinstated is one.
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2009, 04:47:01 PM »
So where do you buy this stuff? And what the fook is it made out of. I do not have a mangle  sad24: Would a blender do?
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2009, 04:53:08 PM »
Any GOOD sporting goods shop. Try Foxons of St Asaph.
See also EBay.
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #66 on: November 18, 2009, 09:20:59 PM »
He greeted me this avvy ny belting me on the arm with one of his damned shoes.  ::)

I can confirm that the instructions on this pack of shite he's been stiched up with bought, is indeed too small to read without the aid of an electronic microscope. ::)
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #67 on: November 19, 2009, 11:27:24 AM »
Try the old army trick of pissing into your shoes at night. Or go to www.shoelace.co.uk and buy a shoe stretcher. With special bunion attachments !
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #68 on: November 19, 2009, 06:29:34 PM »
My feet really hurt  sad24:
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #69 on: November 19, 2009, 06:35:22 PM »
I really would sling them in the bin and start again.
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #70 on: November 19, 2009, 06:36:07 PM »
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #71 on: November 19, 2009, 06:36:47 PM »
No shoes can be worth this much pain and anguish.  noooo:
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #72 on: November 19, 2009, 06:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2009, 06:29:34 PM
My feet really hurt  sad24:

Stay off them then  whistle:
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #73 on: November 21, 2009, 10:19:28 AM »
On advice I filled my shoes with hot soapy water and left them overnight. They are now more supple but no longer match. They have turned different colours  noooo:
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Re: New fooking shoes
« Reply #74 on: November 21, 2009, 10:27:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 21, 2009, 10:19:28 AM
On advice I filled my shoes with hot soapy water and left them overnight. They are now more supple but no longer match. They have turned different colours  noooo:

Look tit 'ed. Do you want me to come 'round and paint the bastards for you?  ::)
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