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Irritating television programmes
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:20:31 PM »
I am somewhat at a loose end and so have flicked onto a Sky Animal Planet channel.  It is about meerkats and I thought it might amuse.  Not so the bloke doing the talk over is telling me that the meerkats are being irresponsible and that lounging by the wall is dangerous because anyone could turn up.  Feck off they have brains the size of peas and it is another band or whatever the collective noun for meerkats is that is going to rock up.  They are not human. cussing: Angry9: Banghead Tosser.
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2009, 07:26:48 PM »
 rubschin: Not fond of anthropomorphism then?  whistle:
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2009, 07:32:05 PM »
Meerkat Wars  eeek:
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2009, 07:33:11 PM »
All telly is irritating these days...  noooo:

Our Sky is busted so we are watching Alistair Cook's America on DVD...

What a breath of fresh air - no bloody 'clever' camera angles or any of that shite... And, for a series that was (presumably) on for one hour per week, no need then to repeat half the previous week's show for those with the memory of a goldfish... I'm loving it...

TV today is dumbed down for the very dumbest...  
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 07:37:35 PM »

no need then to repeat half the previous week's show for those with the memory of a goldfish... I'm loving it...

TV today is dumbed down for the very dumbest...  



I presume you are just watching the one episode then  whistle:
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2009, 07:39:27 PM »

no need then to repeat half the previous week's show for those with the memory of a goldfish... I'm loving it...

TV today is dumbed down for the very dumbest...  



I presume you are just watching the one episode then  whistle:
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Is there more than one then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 09:25:18 PM »
I was calmly and enjoying watching a programme all about Mars on Beeb 4, when the Mooses combined strolled in and calmly announced it was time for get me in the bastard jungle 'cus' I'm no longer famous

I was NOT/am not happy.  Explode:

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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2009, 09:40:25 PM »
Nick's garden shed beckons ...with running electricity like  ;)
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 09:47:27 PM »
Nick's garden shed beckons ...with running electricity like  ;)

I need to get back there and get some piccies for you all. It REALLY is liveable in. Top quality wood, and an excellent manageable size too.
No good in his back garden though. Couldn't live in it there, but put it in the woods as a bit of a retreat like........oh hunny heaven.  cloud9:

Leccy in a shed?  eeek: Blasphamous that.  evil:
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2009, 11:33:41 AM »
Leccy in a shed?   Blasphamous that. 

Ohh I don't know in my shed hey day I had one shed without and two sheds with, mind you the sheds with were for rearing chickens and  guinea fowl  so it was a necessity. The ordinary shed was just a shed complete with magazines and mice. cloud9:
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2009, 04:08:35 PM »
The ordinary shed was just a shed complete with magazines and mice. cloud9:

Bit like most branches of WH Smith's then  whistle:
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2009, 07:53:08 PM »
Some TV programmes I wish wouldn't end; watched Mark Lawson interviewing Sir Ranulph Fiennes last night... what a character!  ;D
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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2009, 09:47:55 AM »
I don't know... I'd say Mark Lawson's a fairly average sort of chap.

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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2009, 09:57:06 AM »
I don't know... I'd say Mark Lawson's a fairly average sort of chap.

He speaks very highly of you you know.

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Re: Irritating television programmes
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2009, 10:00:32 AM »
So he should.  ;)